Recent content by Bulletbait

To Malky: Go to hell. I'll get over it when I see every last member of Al-Qaida drawn and quartered on live TV. To Vox: Yeah, and you Aussies are fucking saints. The terrorists lump americans all together into one group: followers of the Great Satan, infidels. The US sometimes makes this...

Goon Subtlety isn't really your thing. Whenever you perform an action that checks your charisma score, you use your strength score instead. (Bartering, speaking to people - basically you intimidate them.)

Osama and friends fucked with the wrong people. We will not forgive and we will not forget. When they capture Osama, I propose that they do not kill him, but rather subject him to extended torment. Death is too good for him. Make him want to die, make him BEG to die. I'm going to go...

I really fail to see much point in purchasing the 360. Most of the screenies from 360 games i've seen show relatively marginal improvement graphics- and speed-wise over the original suXBox. The PS3 is already rumored to be underpowered and overpriced, and i have heard that the ability to play...

A man living deep in the jungles of Borneo visits his witch-doctor one day. "Hello, how are you? Is something wrong?" says the witch-doctor. "Yes, wise one. My dick is 25 inches long. The women are frightened to go to bed with me. Can you help?" says the man. The witch-doctor thinks...

But why would you want to make GTA's denizens smarter? The real entertainment value in that game lies in mass-murdering digital doppelgangers of real life idiots. They're kinda supposed to be stupid... although smarter cops/swat/feds/nat guard might make it a little more fun, they already make...

Watch me try. You just gotta remember: don't aim for the head, nothing real sensitive in there, try the lower gastrointestinal tract where his brain likely is. Boll has the mind of a 6 year old - "Well if you dun like my moveh i'll beat you up! so there! *blows raspberry*" Why someone...

The future of Fallout IMHO probably lies with games like Afterfall, which have yet to be gobbled up by Beth or anyone else for that matter. The fact that Afterfall has a forum on this website and encourages input from fans of the genre gives me great hope that there will be other "upstarts" in...

Please tell me you're joking.

Stay in school, Croat kids, or this man will kill your puppy!

I vote Russell Crowe for aussie vic #3.

Yeah, the chopshoppers in New Reno kinda fall under payback, i guess. Anyone who actually paid to get the car back (or slept with him for it *shudder*) needs to grow a spine and a pair of balls. T-Ray's ass is grass from the first millisecond he fucked with me. Actually there isn't a single...

The Brotherhood IS evil. A quest with the simple premise of payback, perhaps. Some raider jerk-off shoots your dog, beats you and leaves you for dead in some alley, whatever. The only real motivation initially would be to kick some ass... but then you meet a small posse of other...

holy shit, i didn't know Oasis was still around. (And if someone starts singing "Champagne Supernova" they will die painfully) Disturbed - Liberate NIN - Sin, Closer, Head Like a Hole A friend of mine says Disturbed is like the "Toreador on Black Velvet" of metal, but i don't really care.

The name "Fallout"...a very memorable name among games. Prestigious, at times. Fallout is (or was) THE definition of post-apoc roleplay. You might talk about another game, and someone else might say "Oh, like Fallout?". Fallout's name occupies a space on many people's "great games" lists -...