Recent content by doldrumCalamity

what i dont understand is why bother revealing fallout 5 this early on? ill be like 28 when the next fallout game comes out and dollars to donuts ill still be kicking around this fucking place, but why even tell us its coming out if its not for another like 7-8 years? it almost feels cruel, like...

no doubt the power armor suits will be dolled up with VFX in post. plus based on one image out there they look animatronic and not like someones meant to be in them. very interesting :scratch:

I am an aspiring troll of a mere 20 years old. i was naturally a great troll in my younger years when i was an actual clueless dipshit but i feel like i have relatively lost the art over time..... maybe ill try being a dickhead in other forums and not twitter cause twitter is not troll friendly...

As an aged troller, what is the proper response to this image?

i want to be excited about the show because im not such a weird doomy cunt that anything even remotely nice sounding makes me raise an eyebrow in suspicion but man some of the shit i have been seeing makes it real hard to be optimistic.

man how the hell do you even get into fallout 3? maybe im just a pretentious dickhead and am setting my standards too high but whenever i play it that bethesda crust its got from the basic quests to characters themselves to alot of perks seeming to just bump your skills puts me off to the point...

-presses fingers against temples- I can see this going only one way, a way that will absolutely not maintain that mild charm the Monty Python obsessed writers injected into fallout 1 and 2 as those types of guys are usually writing on family guy or some shit these days. I digress. itll probably...

sincerely and deeply doubt fallout will be relevant as a series in 10 years, i think it had its time to influence the big players (Bioshock as a whole) when the first two games came out and that whole retro-futurist aesthetic got torn from its arms and ran off with like a baby being dragged away...

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