[spoiler:750ec75006]Question 1: You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist who yells, “I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!” What's your response?
1. “But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?”...
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Has he been interacting with the fans? I wouldn't know.