Recent content by The Kotex Kid

Though I wouldn't go swimming in it, or eat the fish from the water or coconuts from the trees...

I suppose. Though the smartest people are the ones who know what they don't know :)

Well don't you suppose you should have just gone ahead with the barest of bones basic description on how to do it? I'm a mechanic on the F-16, so if you asked me how to service a main landing gear strut, I wouldn't assume you had a basic knowledge of AGE, the tools needed for the job, and the...

I know how to open a DOS prompt, Mr. Gates. I can also opn Calculator and Notepad! I r teh l337. Sorry, but I haven't used DOS in over 10 years, so naturally I'm very rusty on its commands. Though I'm sure your extensive knowledge of an obsolete OS earns you a six figure income, King Cool...

I know ya don't owe me but I wish you'd let me ask one favor from you... explain how to do this?

This shit is all far too complicated and problematic. I can't see a good reason to download a ton of buggy programs to run antique games. I followed the 'instructions' that came with DOSBox to the letter and it still wont do what I tell it. Aside from that, I still can't delete the MAIN.EXE...

There is a note in the beginning of the Bible that dictates the fallout timeline to be completely seperated from any semblance of a real timeline. So perhaps in the fallout dimension they completely bypassed the invention of the Jeep and went straight to Humvee production. Hell, I would doubt...

Can't ignore the security problems. Windows straight up says NO BITCH, YOU CAN'T! I suppose you're suggesting I use the overrated shitheap Firefox instead? Sorry, but I don't feel like downloading unstable 'fan written' plugins for what should be inclusive features anyway. Stupid ass open...

Yea, even after changing the compatability mode on the MAIN.EXE goody, it doesn't work. All that happens is a DOS window pops up real fast, then closes. Then I tried to download what was in the OP's thread, but my fucking security settings don't allow me to download it. Whenever I try to set...

The COC is just a front to try and get as many humans to voluntarily expose themselves to FEV. Think of it as a more peaceful recruiting method than blatant kidnapping. Though when I found out just what in the hell it was, I left that damned cathedral looking like Jonestown..

If you became a fluffer in New Reno you'd get poisoned each time you fluffed. I guess thats as close as you're gonna get. Though I don't see why you'd consider it nice.

Aye, reinstalling always fixes everything. Don't worry about save games, just go into your data folder and move the SAVEGAME folder on your desktop, remove the program, and reinstall.

I understood that if you didn't optimize the power plant Vault City wouldn't invade Gecko, resulting in the best ending for Gecko.

The guy who made this is quite talented to say the least. Perhaps he's a lurker here and we don't know it yet :D

You'll say this until you actually arrive at the oil rig, and every other Enclave trooper you meet has a gauss weapon. Personally I think the Gauss weapons are overrated. I say this because by the time you honestly find one, they do just as much damage to the high level enemies as your first...