...Would anyone ever bother attacking Australia? I mean, shit, aside from a token effort in Iraq, and humiliating visiting Cricket sides, we're a notoriously Inoffensive Country :D
Using High Charisma and intelligence, Vault-Dweller says something glib, like "I've heard of biting the bullet, but this is ridiculous", which makes all others in the vicinity respond with a sympathy laugh. Except for The_Vault_Dweller, who is dead.
-Edited by Murdoch for quote pyramid-