Recent content by zegh8578

Telling people there's an easy way to peel a garlic is just an example of the fundamental self-delusions that bring humanity to its own destruction Participating in this lie is tantamount to global genocidal ambition, I fucking hate you.

I'm teaching this thing every word there is goddamnit

Not even the WELL grounded NORSE word "rass" - nope, can't recognize!

It's often in the best movies, given the best roles - but like a good shy little bitch, it always stays a little bit out of view - never truly brought into focus

I am becoming a balcony-man, every time I hear yapping lapdogs freaking out, I'm going out on my balcony, to survey and judge

I love that story so much, I love imagining it the emotional weight on grandma, for the rest of what little she has to live, of her rabid terrier ripping her grand-child literally limb from limb, blood, guts and muscle-mass everywhere she fucking deserved it

I always wonder - what if I were a kid on a tricycle? WELL, last year or year before, some old fuckin ladies brought their two little fuckin terriers to a family gathering, and I love this: They barely welcomed them inside, before the two dog launched for the nearest toddler, and ripped him...

Old men too, to be fair - the only time I was bitten by a dog, was when an old man just blocked my path with his dog, looking scared and demented, and his dog attacked me for then to immediately let go of me; even the dog understood I was harmless, while this old fuck just has his dog attack...

One time a rather large poodle tried to eviscerate me, and this skinny dude held on to it for dear life, blushing, sweatting, screaming at the dog - and just by his reaction, I know that dog isn't his, but probably his old mothers, and he was here visiting