No Mutants Allowed

The best actress of this year receives her award and reminds everyone to donate money so we can reduce the effects of this wind.

The best actor of this year (and last year, but no one seems to remember) receives his award and tells everyone that the best actress of this year is absolutely right. 'But we shouldn't stop there,' he adds, 'we should try to abolish wind altogether.'

Greta Thunberg claims that wind has destroyed her childhood. Her mother says her daughter has been able to see wind since she was just a toddler. 'She noticed that it made things move,' she adds.