No Mutants Allowed

Paging @R.Graves

Remember when you were little and you didn't like girls? Well they're the exact same now as they were then only you've been poisoned by hormones to tolerate their dumbass bullshit. Don't fall for the female meme. Make the switch today.

I dunno, are guys good for holding?

Yeah lemme hold 5 dollars that was some top tier life advice and you know it.

It's good to have options.

Depends if you’re a top or bottom, or some variation therein. Do you enjoy being held as much as holding?

"Make the switch today."
This does not mean what you think it means when it comes from Graves.

I see a bright future for you, Hoplite, and it's filled with black dicks. Or just dicks. Lots and lots of dicks. It's gonna be awesome until you realize that you do prefer girls and that all those teachers who said it's okay to experiment with dicks were heterosexuals themselves.