No Mutants Allowed

More than 1,000,000 people die in traffic each year, yet no one tells you to quarantine your car and buy new glasses. What the fuck is going on? The only Belgian Corona death so far is a 90-year-old woman. 90! Life expectancy for women in Belgium is 83,7 years. This bitch was already living on borrowed time. But still everyone is freaking out.

"But it's not normal, alec." Yes, it is. Darwin even coined a term for it. It's called NATURAL selection. I hope this virus kills 7 billion people, so the rest can have some peace of mind. And fuck the media for all the scaremongering. Just quarantine all journalists and the world will already be a better, healthier place.

Honestly the COVID-19 scares are retarded. It's just gonna give you a flu for a few days.

Well duh, it's NEW. People like new things to talk about. Flu is so old, get with the times alec

I think the reasons why people are freaking out about COVID-19 is because there is no vaccine yet. Once there is, which I reckon will come out before this years flu season, people will go back to being their normal gross selves.

All that Corona-chan proves is that almost all governments are incompetent, Chinese are icky and most of all the big scares like bird flu and SARS came from there, and people like breaking quarantines as much as they like breaking hymens.