Uhhh, I don't really know the cost for playing competitively, but you can get most of the cards for like $0.01-$1 on TCG Player. Also though, you're telling me that you, Mr. "I want Lucy from Charlie Brown to put her feet in my mouth" has a girlfriend?
I guess not, but it ''really'' makes you look bad when you post "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH CHARACTER X" onto some public space completely seriously. Especially a charlie brown character.