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Walpknut
Walpknut
Amazing Spiderman at least turned Peter Parker into a character who isn't always just softly saying retarded shit, he even has an arc and a sequence where he builds his own webshooters. Wouldn't McGuire's Parker actully fit better with the definition of a "cuck"? Guy was a complete pussy and an unitneresting one at that.
Mr muggyman 3000
Mr muggyman 3000
Firstly I think the amazing spider man is dam pretty hipster boy cuck. Peter Parker is a nerd not a good looking skater/hipster that listens to shity pop music. Secondly how the fuck can you say amazing spider man 2 is better then 3? Amazing spider man 2 makes 3 look like a dam masterpiece in comparison
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Walpknut
Walpknut
Peter Parker wasn't a pussy who never takes initiative on anything, he was supposed to be a smart guy too who has a fast mouth. McGuire's Spiderman was a complete pussy who always took it from all villains.

No, Spiderman 3 is much worse. It was straight up written out of spite, Venom was a joke and it even has Amnesia as a plot point. Complete shit movie.
Walpknut
Walpknut
McGuire's Spiderman is such a perfect definition of a "Cuck" that he gives up on his bland girlfriend once per movie for pretty emo and contrived reasons. Dude even gets an emo haircut.
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Vergil
I love how everyone calls him "emo" when he goes full alpha and pulls multiple girls, gets a promotion, fucks over his rival and is full of confidence.
Also your views on Spider Man are shit all the Raimi movies are good.
Walpknut
Walpknut
Only the second one is good.
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Vergil
Nope
Walpknut
Walpknut
He is such a cuck that he actually becomes a cuck's fantasy of an alpha male and he still gets dumped. Then Eddie Brock goes to the Church not to pray before commiting suicide (like in the comic) but to pray for god to kill Peter Parker... Man that movie was so fucking retarded.
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Vergil
Got dumped by who? The blonde chick he only went out with to show off to Mary Jane and that after using he didn't care about at all?
Walpknut
Walpknut
Yeah, the girl he gets to show off his ex girlfriend that he is totally cool and then dumps him because he is obviously hung up on his ex girlfriend. That's alpha behavior I guess.
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Vergil
She "dumps him" (literally the one and only date) because she realized he doesn't actually give a shit about her at all and had no interest in a relationship with her.
Walpknut
Walpknut
Because he is still hung up about his ex-girlfriend.
Maguire's Parker was so lame. Like most protagonist from the time period that movie came out on.
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Vergil
I'd take Maguire's take over hipster weasel Garfield anytime.
Walpknut
Walpknut
I'll take a "hipster" who actually shows Parker's signature interests in Science, Photography and snark over Maguire's pussy ass Parker.
Walpknut
Walpknut
I don't see what Andrew Garfield's modern leftist drivel has to do with characterization in the movie itself.
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Vergil
And Maguire's Spider-Man who also shows all of those qualities doesn't count because.....?
Mr muggyman 3000
Mr muggyman 3000
Garfield Spider-Man was a fucking asshole. He literally spits on a dying mans last wish(said dying man just saved his cucky hipster ass) and continues to bang Gwen because "fuck responsibility I'm a c00l spider-dude). It literally goes against everything Spider-Man stands for
Walpknut
Walpknut
He never shows them in any capacity that feel like a part of the character, he just meekly offers some photos to JJJ (which gotta say is the one thing the Raimy movies have over the new ones, JK Simmons), he just kind of studies science but never really uses it for anything and never snarks at any villain beyond "You are out, out of time" on the first movie.
Walpknut
Walpknut
So for him to not be a cuck he should've given up on his girlfriend because the girlfriend's dad tells him to? ok.
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