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You should have gone a step further and said it was a reference to Uncle Leo from "Seinfeld".

There's a particular video essay I always like to show people when I have a beef with Bethesda's take on the Fallout franchise, and he compared the humor of the first two games to that of a Coen Brothers film; the comedy is situational and based mostly off of things spiraling out of control into...

Well, this game managed to go and piss off the whole political spectrum. I don't think any recent entry has managed such a feat of that nature.

If there's one thing that would represent Earth, it would most definitely have to be a space dildo.

Islam effectively looked at Christianity and went "You guys didn't go far enough on the fundamentalist scale, so we're making our own group". I don't mean to be so blunt about the Quran but it's effectively the Bible with DLC, and the fact there's in-fighting within over who is the true Prophet...

Yeah, he's going to need both somebody representing him, but also some evidence about the accusations. Locations, time stamps, receipts. Like I said; our memories are not reliable sources of evidence, but hard data is. His silence only will incriminate him further.

I mean, I'm fine with it. The issues I have are: No ambient music accompanying Vault Boy, unlike with Sans and Cuphead. Yeah, I know Bethesda are lazy bums who recycle the same damn 50s songs each game, and obviously none of the licensed songs that were used in the classic series would fit...

Honestly, if there was a left wing cult problem, I wish I could find it because I don't recall any initiations. (though you're free to think this way) To be blunt, we're all becoming complacent and demanding in instant gratification. Much like the older generations would probably relied on...

I tried it. I just couldn't. Morality in gameplay is a complicated tightrope to walk, and oftentimes developers will decide to make the player choose an option they want because that's the option they felt was the best. Even though I slaughtered many a Legionnaire in New Vegas, if you...

That's the thing about what I call the Court of Public Opinion. It doesn't matter if you're proved innocent with hard facts; people will never forgive you because they think emotionally rather than rationally.

So... this happened. No ambience added, unlike when they previously added Sans from Undertale or Cuphead the past few months. Also, they went with an Alien blaster, but not an actual Alien blaster from any of the games, just... some kind of Alien blaster because we can't have guns, even though...

Uh... I'm on the left wing (call me whatever you want, I'm proud to be a bleeding heart, but I'll listen), but I'm not a man-hating feminist (honestly, men get short shrift in plenty of things like divorce settlements and maternity leave, but then again, you'll never see me in a MGTOW rally)...

One year later: Fallout 76 still exists. Scientists are baffled as it defies all common knowledge. ...okay, enough goofy shit. In theory and in practice, a game like Fallout 76 has the potential to turn around and become something decent, if not valuable, to a company. Anyone who recalls the...

Considering how the first Pacific Rim gave us the tantalizing aspects of an expanded universe that included Ron Perlman; Kaiju Trafficker, and we wound up seeing a terrible sequel and a potential Netflix cartoon that just screams "Neon Genesis Evangelion, but Worse", hard pass. And, the idea of...

Considering I logged the entire experience of playing this thing, I know it's terrible, but if you had to point a gun to my head and said which was worse; POS or 76... I'm going to say 76. POS, as horrid and lazy it was (it was a freaking Baldur's Gate copy-paste job, something I didn't know...

Look... I'm not excited about this project at all, and this isn't because of the Creation Engine and it's patchwork pastiche, but because I'm not looking forward to the idea of Bethesda trying to do what a small collection of people did with No Man's Sky. Sure that game started out really...

Most Fallout 76 reviews I've been able to digest, not because of bile fascination, but because I am just amazed at how this thing was just dumped on us in short notice and Bethesda expected us to just take it in and enjoy it. I mean, we like Fallout, but we don't like the way Fallout has...

Only for your horses. Horse DLC for $9.99.

He's also the only YouTuber that mentioned that this is the only Fallout game to get a lower score than That One Game We Are Not Allowed To Mention on MetaCritic. The fact that Bethesda managed to make a game so bad is just amazing.

Ah, the one thing I liked about the Big Empty was how the scientists were all fundamentally flawed to the point where they can easily be manipulated into their basic vices (like the one scientist who would get aroused by you simply breathing), meaning that just because they're all brains in jars...