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oof kidney stones. One of the dudes I used to play WoW with had chronic kidney stones. It was a genetic thing. He described how he had to crunch them into smaller shards in his pecker by pulling it out and hammer fist punching his pecker on the bathroom counter. No. Just no. NO!

Fox Station "Accidentally" Shows Results For The Arizona Governor Race 12 Days Before The Elections whelp I guess PA is getting that fucking vegetable Fetterman....

Joe Rogan: "I have the best podcast" Lex Fridman right before interviewing Kanye West: "Hold my beer"

I made a bunch of friends from eastern europe back in the day and one told me his name was Robert or Phil or some other American name. I instantly called bullshit. So he told me his real name was Titas. I asked him why he used a fake name and he said the other guys where he worked made fun of...

Well his name is Gary and we used to call him gay with an R. Draw your own conclusions.

I took a dump that smelled so bad in the second story bathroom of my house, my friend made it half-way up the stairs while I'm still on the toilet, said "oh my god" turned around and went back downstairs.

I'll never be that clever with a joke but Hans Kim is right. Once you cross into South Carolina from the northeast it's all "Jesus! Jesus! Don't abort babies!" billboards. That guy nailed it.

"I recently drove from Florida to Oklahoma City and I read all the billboards on the way there so now I'm pretty sure I'm a republican." -Hans Kim

good point

I think I might be obsessed with stand up comedy because I think shit like this is hilarious.

WRONG! Coffee is better with Jameson, Crem de minth and whipped cream. Jokes aside, anyone remember the phrase "Loose lips sink ships"? Nowadays the enemy can just turn on the news and find out what the other side is doing. Up to the minute. These news outlets don't care about putting soldiers...

I admit I have a very freshman level understanding of the situation, so I'm gonna back out of this conversation. TBH I just wanted to share a video of someone asking black guys to piss on me beat me.

I'm too tired from taking care of my fucking crazy dog so I'm not gona look up facts and just spit this from memory: Russia made it clear that tensions would stay at ease as long as their bordering countries didn't join NATO. If you live in America, do you want a Russian base built in Ontario...

Here's the deal man. Ukraine is a proxy war between the US and Rooskia. Exactly like Vietnam et-al... Some people make a few million in the US selling weapons while the price for EVERYTHING goes up for us regular proles. Fuck Ukraine. I hope Russia turns it into a sheet of glass. Also fuck...

When you get a root canal, the dentist does it in two phases. They drill out the entire tooth and pack it with gauze and a temporary filling then send you home and finish it a few days later. My temporary filling only lasted a day or two before falling out, so I had a hollow molar. Went to a...

Here's a good one: Alex Jones having to pay almost a billion dollars in restitution for claiming the Sandy Hook shooting was staged by the gummint so gummint would have a case to take our guns away. Jones has a proven track record of being either completely retarded or actually telling the...

This bitch is coked out it's so obvious. If you don't see the signs, you haven't partied hard enough. EDIT: also she looks like she stole her horses teeth

Just pay your taxes, the current administration is using a lot of it to defeat Russia.

I don't care if Ukraine lives, dies, or grows mushrooms out of it's ass.