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    Post your nation-specific jokes HERE

    7/10, Good, I hadn't heard that one before. Now, whats long, hard and fucks New Zealanders? Grade 3.
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    Rate the avatar above yours.

    Manflesh is tasty meat, but you have explained this wonderful culinary tip poorly... You get a 7/10, 2 for you av, 5 for your apprieciation of Manflesh.
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    errr... Passable, I guess... Who am I kidding? It sucks. 1/10 +1 for the shred of originality.
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    Hmmm.... A purple wanker. Original. 9/10
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    Holy shit, please tell me this is not true.

    Depends on the half-life of the material in the centre. I think they always use plutonium, but I may be wrong. Pu-238 has a half-life of 87.7 years. Pu-239 has a half-life of 24,100 years. Pu-240 has a half-life of 6,560 years. I don't which isotope they use in nuclear bombs, and I don't...
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    Pfft, it's moving but it's not even a little shiny. I only like monochromatic round things or things that move AND are shiny. As your av fits neither catagory, you get a 2/10
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    Is that one of HALs 'eyes' from 2001? 7.5/10
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    New Post Apoc film- I am Legend

    Duhhh... The good actor maketh not the good movie. The good director maketh the good movie, and the great director maketh the great movie unless the script sucks. Those movies were good because of the directors. Thats why Terminator 2 was great and Terminator 3 sucked. Schwarzenegger is was...
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    Works well. Which painting by whom is it from? 7/10
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    Mull on this...

    But is the fact it a waste of space the fault of Bush, or the schmuk that was put in charge? Even if the concept is just a little retarted. EDIT: After reading through the DHS homepage, it seems that the DHS has been created to become, after a suitable event, the American Gestapo. The...
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    Mull on this...

    I think most of you are missing the point. Bush re-arranged his intelligence network in the middle of a war. The CIA no longer has top security rating or Bush's ear. All of the CIA's intel goes via another organisation. The last time (that I am aware of) this happened, the leader in question...
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    Gasoline/Petrol/Bensiini costs 1.52e/l in Finland now...

    SEE! SEE! This is what privatisation does to a sector where it is not meant to be profitable, but accessable! ARG! Finnish government FOOLS! But you'd get up to your optimal heart rate in no time, and you wouldn't sweat! Awesome aerobic exercise with none of the mess! :ok:
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    Mull on this...

    Ah, sorry, I didn't find it in my search. Delete if nessecery.
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    Rate the avatar above yours.

    Ehhh, boring, but I aint seen any other egyptian style avs, so 6.5/10
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    Mull on this...

    For all you proud american citizens out there: FIRST OF ALL: There were two real reasons for Bush to go to war: 1: to be seen doing something about Osama bin Laden and Sep 11, etc. and get re-elected. 2: oil, and a foothold in the Middle East (in order to 'liberate' other countries when...
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    Gasoline/Petrol/Bensiini costs 1.52e/l in Finland now...

    Which country do you live in? The public transport wouldn't be privatised would it? And don't worry alec, most of the Vault Doomsayers turned out to be right. You may be the one to lead us to a new age of wisdom or understanding. Or you might just an over-reacting nutter. Works either way.
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    ehh, boring, but it fits your name and kinda looks like a face, so: 4.5.
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    Help, kinda in a DEADLY crisis

    Then, do you still want to get with her, or have you set your sights elsewhere? Then again, there'd be a lot of kudos in being a seventh grader with stab wounds...
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    Help, kinda in a DEADLY crisis

    Of course, you could let yourself be stabbed, then his girlfriend would realise what fucked up phycho he is and drop him 'like a sack-a-potatoes'. Then, once you're out of hospital you could make a move onto her. You get the girl, you lose a little blood. He gets to stab you, he loses his...
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    Gasoline/Petrol/Bensiini costs 1.52e/l in Finland now...

    Only for those stupid enough not to run for the hills to lick moss for sustenance. Those who do will live a long and happy life of acoustic music, free love and staving children. I have spoken. Your move, alec.
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