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To be honest, I want to see Wisconsin rip Michigan State's still-beating heart from their football team. Namely, gash them along the ground to the tune of 300 yards, and then utterly destroy the players who fake injuries to stop the clock. Iowa was coming back against MSU until they did that...

Ugh. My Fins lost, then my Hawkeyes lost. I feel adrift in mediocrity.

Man, schadenfreude on the Cowboys is always fantastic to watch, but on Thanksgiving, and by my Dolphins?! It's almost like the coma-like icing on a cake for Thanksgiving.

The Pats almost did it. Then again, I hate the Pats. There's no other team right now I'd like to see pulling off that accomplishment, because Rodgers just has swagger. The rest of that team, too.

Foregone conclusion: Green Bay is going to be the second team to have a completely undefeated season since the merger.

Yeah, Miami keeps winning now. They have a new swagger, it seems. I dunno if Sparano got laid or something, but the offense is finally clicking, and the defense is drawing the line in the sand. I'm guessing we'll still lose a couple games, but after the trainwreck of the first seven games, I'll...

I'd figure Vinny Testaverde.

Painless, I picked it up, and it's zero to batshit insanity as soon as you put the foot on the pedal to play. Seriously, the first fifteen minutes of the game are like three climaxes of movies smashed together. [spoiler:8de68885ea]You rob a bank, try to steal the bank vault using a helicopter...

A tad late, since I've been busy, but... WTF is going on? How did Miami refuse to collapse, AGAIN? This... this makes me think we aren't who we thought we were.

Death to the muties! Good to see you back, Hotpoint.

Holy fuck, Miami won. And they thrashed KC. I know KC isn't good, but I thought we were putrid this year!

There is a way out, on the far side, near the three Cat-Bear-Pigs, as I call them.

You know what? This would make a fantastic band name. Talgorr. You could even use it as the acronym, to catch some of the obscure crowd.

Yay, Miami collapses yet again. I refuse to get on the "Suck for Luck" bandwagon, but it feels like the players have bought into it... :(

Back in the 70's, a good owner. He sorta lost it after that, though. Or did he? The Raiders seem to be not as shit anymore, so maybe TEAMSPEED was the way to go?

Shoot at some of the road barricades. They'll disintegrate under fire. But I think they're holding back the big guns for destruction 3.0 until release day.

I'm so sadface right now. Miami's looked like shit. Why do you not score more points when you are winning?!

Should Indianapolis have drafted Peyton Manning, then Tom Brady because they did horrible that first year? Granted, I'm an Iowa homer, BIG-TIME, but Ricky Stanzi and Tom Brady had very similar experience through college. It's why Pioli gave the go-ahead to draft him. There have been comparisons...

KC already has Stanzi. He just needs a chance to mature and play. And I never thought I'd say this, but I think unless we kick New England's ass tomorrow, Miami is going to be the red-headed stepchild locked in the cellar of the AFC East. :(

Daaaaaaaarren Shaaawpuh, da hardest hittin' safety in the league. But Greeeeeg Jennings has taken a protege, who can share the load of the team on his back!