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Just do it Lo-Pan style. Enter the ring, and then pull a gun on his trick ass. Click, boom, problem solved.

Damn youngsters with their "ecks-bocks" and Morgan Freeman-movies. I say, Duckman, can I borrow your "ecks-bocks" when you're done with it?

I bet that guy scares himself half to death everytime he looks in a mirror..

Nice falloutish av. 7/10.

I thought Crowe was a Zip?

Oasis - Fucking In The Bushes.

Nice grunt. Goes well with your screen name. 9/10. And I'm not even in a good mood today.

Buy German, that would be my advice. Long lifespan, even the used ones. No particular brand, though. Frankly, I don't know much about television sets (probably why I've managed to break a couple of them). Just speaking from experience. As for the thieves..well, you should invest in a trap...

All new music is shit. It seems that any group of un-original pricks can get a record deal these days. I'd rather listen to a homeless person on a bus, singing "Somewhere over the rainbow" while masturbating.

Oops, my bad.

Sorry, they've seemed to have removed it. Here's the link which contained the video just a few minutes ago. Maybe you'll be able to find it. http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/steve-irwin-killed-by-stingray/2006/09/04/1157222051512.html

He also had a 3 year old son, I think. And appearantly they've added a video, documenting this accident. I'm not watching it, though.

Where's the source?

I'd splice a cockroach with a bird, preferably a swallow. I'd call it the Cock Swallow.

Funny how everyone keep calling him gay (which he probably is) in a forum that has more latent homosexuals than an ancient Greek bath house..

Let's say that a major city in your country has been nuked, and the city you currently reside in might be next. What do you do? Do you crawl under your little wooden desk and hope for the best, or do you go into fetal position, crying like a girl scout?

Sounds like a plan. Or, there could be a trap door in front of the camera, leading to a cavern full of sex-deprived silverback gorillas. Oh, I've got to write this stuff down.

I didn't think that far! It's a work in progress.

I think they should start a similar reality tv show, called: "The Scary Island of Fucking Death". Here's the plot. They put about, hmm, 20 people on a deserted island, (you know, the typical narcissistic, shallow assholes you see on these kind of shows). It's like Survivor, but with a twist...

7/10, because you got this whole cougar thing going on there. Not bad.