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    Fable: The Lost Chapters

    It's kinda fun. My neutral nutcase thief/warrior got a brand new set of armour and a few spiffy tattoos and suddenly everyone fell in love with him. It was fun until a worker stopped dead, dropped the box he was carrying, stared at me and said "Are you open to new experiences?" I pummeled...
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    Planescape Torment article

    Hell yeah. When i first completed PS:T, i was absolutely floored, and walked confusedly around for a while before restarting the game. *MASSIVE FUCKING SPOILERS* The whole "meeting your personified mortality" was brilliantly done. The line TTO delivers when you enter his chamber...
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    It`s Miroslav time! And a pic from you too!

    It kinda beats the purpose of having a camo paint if you wear a red-and-white scarf with it :)
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    Help, kinda in a DEADLY crisis

    Yer, you might be right. Better safe than with a knife in your sternum. Kids these days
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    Help, kinda in a DEADLY crisis

    Bah. Can't even count how many "death threats" i got in middle- and high school. "You gonna die!" , always delivered with a sneer that thrusts the jaw half a meter separate from their face, and never ever uttered without 2 minions flanking the fearsome hitman. Worst thing that might happen...
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    Gasoline/Petrol/Bensiini costs 1.52e/l in Finland now...

    Hunger and thrust? Are you predicting somekind of ghey holocaust here?
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    It`s Miroslav time! And a pic from you too!

    A "friend" ? :wiggle: Where's mister nudge when you need him?
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    Gasoline/Petrol/Bensiini costs 1.52e/l in Finland now...

    Hm. Reminds me of a lousy joke. Q: How can you double the value of an russian car? A: Fill the tank. I do not feel the whole gas-issue pretty much. I thought about getting a car last year because the winters around here rape my frail mortal shell. Right through the pants. But then again...
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    Your favorite childhood video game.

    Holy shit, repeat, holy shit. http://thepiratebay.org/details.php?id=3373970 Someone made a "movie" out of FT! :D It's basically a slideshow of the game's story, but it's quite nifty nevertheless.
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    Porn makes you blind

    And the army will start experimenting in techniques of blinding the enemy combatants with projecting a rapidly changing slideshow of porn mixed with goatse on the sky. "SWEET JESUS MY EYES! THE HORROR!"
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    Your favorite childhood video game.

    KGB was the most sadistic adventure game ever. Can't even count the times i did something wrong and got trounced by a 9-foot gay bouncer. Full throttle? It has huge amounts of coolness and great quick jokes. Ben:" Nice nose ring." Bartender: *grunt* Ben:"You know what else would look...
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    Densha Otoko

    With that kind of female leads, it can't be too bad.
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    How smart are you?

    I'm am smart! Yuo better believe it!
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    Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrators = bunker busters

    Next Up, Fusion Planet Busters! Give up, or we will blow up your landmass! :x
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    Iran next? Germany and the US disagree

    Actually, It looks like a giant penis with a huge leech attached.
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    A PA visual effects reel with obvious inspirations

    One weird thing though. Why the hell is the guy in the alcove so calm. "So there I was just having a crap in this alcove and now there's a huge guy in power armour sticking a gigantic goddamn minigun in my left nostril. Sup dude?"
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    F.E.A.R.

    After The Grudge and The Ring, the mass audience knows that little girls with black hair=scary. roar
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    A PA visual effects reel with obvious inspirations

    Nice! :D I particularly liked the way the guy braces himself before firing.
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    F.E.A.R.

    Judging from the demo, i'd say this tops Doom 3. Less monsters jumping through windows, more supernatural weirdness. And the fighting is great fun, a la Max Payne. It's possible to bicycle-kick people in the face in slow-motion :D Nothing new though, just a nifty shooter.
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    Introduce yourself! AKA the "Say hello" thread

    most welcomeness! It is of being shiny day in NMA! Cerebration is in order for newish personses!
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