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8/10 I am from NOD. Die GDI!!! Good avatar by the way.

I will now go out and get drunk, for it is Fallout's birthday. Maybe I wil have sex with my girlfriend who uses the Norelco/Phillips shaver. Happy Birthday Fallout and Frank Horrigan!!!!!

I have an idea . Turn these countries into parking lots if they do not comply with a cease and desist order. These little pissant states should not ever have nuclear capability or the abiltity to make a Holy Bomb of Armageddon.

By North Korean standards she is probably gorgeous. North Korea needs to be liberated by capitalism now.

The vital intel should cause the insurgency to quickly go deeper underground. The Americans and Iraqi secruity forces indeed have to strike while the iron is hot.

Sure why not. However the red dress has to go. This is my 100 post.It's time to celebrate bictches!!!!!

I saw a picture of a pretty Korean female guide in an elevator. You say the Elevator only works 15 minutes a day? That would be a tragedy to be stuck in the elevator with her for 23 and 3/4 hours.

Zarqawi apparently lived for 20 minutes in agony after the missile hit. That still does not make up for the thousands of people he has killed and the barbaric beheading of foriegn nationals. May he rot in Allah's ass.

I have Zarqawi pictured toliet paper that I have been saving for today. It was a good wipe this morning.

New Reno. It's got it all Baby!!!!!!!!

Mustard gas is mustard and garlic mixed together. Bayer developed it.

I would not want to say that in front of a group of drunken Lithuanians.

I like your friend's girlfriend, she has spunk. I dated a girl like that, we got off on fighting all of the time, to the point that we got kicked out of a lot of bars. The bar where my buddy took a piss was indeed a perma ban, the manager and some of the staff are still there and remember us...

And who would you be occupied by?

I was permanently banned from a bar purely by association. My friend who was quite pissed, deicded to take a piss standing at the bar because it would take him to long to go to the bathroom because the bar was packed. Then in his drunken logic blamed me and my 5 buddies for us getting perma banned.

Here Here former British colonial master, however The British forces that defended Canada in 1812 were composed mostly of the local Canadian miltia and Indian tribes allied with Britian. It was not a draw either since the Americans at the end of the War had lost more territory than they had...

I have gotten drunk with Latvians on more than one occasion. As you may know Lithuanians and Latvians are as similar as Irishman and Scotsman in tems of culture. The Latvians were still up at 6:30 in the morning drinking, I had gone to bed at 4:00. I think the Baltic people were born with...

My current neighbhor is like the one you have now. He keeps remiding me of my property line even though there is a fence clearly marking it. He gives a shit about 3 inches of turf. I told him where he could stick his 3 inches. He is having the land resurveyed next week. It is going to cost...

My neighbhors were swingers who fuck the couple across the street. They have hot tub parties and pool parties at night in the summer that get out of hand. One night they asked my girlfriend over for some good old fashion ghoul action. That was it, not only did they keep me up with there...

10/10 25 years later and the MacKenzie brothers still rule.