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TMNT's - seriously? lol 1/10

Looks like a sad little man, afraid of the dark and unable to pay his electric bill. Very apropos. 10/10

Unforgiven rivals 'The Outlaw Josey Wales' as the best of Eastwood's western epics. Jeremiah Johnson and Little Big Man being the best non-Eastwood western epics.

Off-topic post, please ban http://www.asshelmets.com/forum/showthread.php?17189-Fear-mongering-of-the-Left-or-why-the-AR-15-is-not-an-quot-assault-rifle-quot-you-dumbass

Dude, everybody knows bird hunting is just whack - I mean, Dick Cheney does it (when not shooting lawyers in the face). Need I say more? Ok I will. Shooting lawyers in the face - noble past time - bird hunting, not so much.

I'm not a fan of caged/canned hunts. Just something about raising an animal, teaching it to trust humans, just rubs me the wrong way to hunt it after that. It's like shooting a pet. Especially pigs, which are smarter than dogs and most liberals. A wild animal has the advantage of fearing...

Richard "Mack" Machowicz - you either love him or love to hate him. lol R. Lee Ermey - who doesn't love him?

Johnny, almost 100% of the folks posting on the gun forums I post at have a complete disdain for the pistol grip only shotgun. Mostly claiming you'll not be able to control it, you'll knock you teeth out, and it is useless in a firefight. When I make posts saying I've never had my 12ga pgo jump...

My preferred firearm for hunting them is my Ruger Blackhawk single action in 45 long colt. It's more sporting that way. :crazy: Usually I stick with Hornady ammo, but they don't have a cartridge that matches this round for performance against a large charging beastie. The jacketed...

Phil, if you see that hog in the woods and you run, you'll only die tired. Hogs can run much faster than you. 30-35mph in short bursts and from zero to 35mph in 10 seconds. Otherwise known as quick. Described as "being shot out of a cannon fast". Here is a real good sized boar a buddy of...

It's like Lion Country Safari dude. A frikken adrenalin rush like you would not believe. One of the very few animals in North America that really wants to fuck you up. Bears and wolves and cougars would rather just get away from you unless cornered or protecting their young. Wild boar will...

Shot him right in the ear, my follow up shot hit him in the neck, but he was already done for with the first shot. I routinely practice double taps with my .45 and the follow up shot just happened reflexively. He dropped like a brick, right where he stood. This was an immature male that...

Nobody was hunting with a flashlight for fucks sake. It was the crack of dawn, we turned the corner and there was Wilbur waiting to be shot and turned into bacon. Yeah, depending on their diet, they taste pretty good or not. Here, they eat mostly acorns, hickory, and clover. Pretty damn...

Nice stuff as always Johnny. Damn your hide. --- Went deer hunting this morning with my husband-in-law (ex-wife #2's spouse) at O Dark Thirty. This little piggy was too busy eating hickory nuts to hear us walk up on him as we rounded the corner. Good thing one of us carries a...

The A-Team was a horrible tv show. Most of the best american tv shows were stolen from england.

IMAX is the only way to see the Hobbit.

I hope to dance on the graves of all those who deserve it.

If I ever win the lottery, I'm building Bilbo's house only on a 6'3" scale - with the addition of an armory and an indoor shooting range, of course.

Nice cherry picking. "Tolkien intended The Hobbit as a "fairy-story" and wrote it in a tone suited to addressing children although he said later that the book was not specifically written for children but had rather been created out of his interest in mythology and legend." Like Beowulf or...

Does anybody miss the 90's? --- Buxbaum's hair...