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This is interesting:

Horrific airshow crash in Dallas today. Hard to watch.

woah when did you come back?

I never knew there was an extended cut of Stargate. This movie is fucking awesome sends nostalgia chills through me.

20 percent of the voting machines in Arizona conveniently stopped working. So if the machine can't read your ballot, it goes in a box and gets manually counted by a dude like the one in that video. All he has to do is put a checkmark next to both candidates and the entire ballot is void and not...

Color me surprised.

Damn that sucks. I feel bad for all the people out there in actual pain that can't get the pain meds they need because of the crackdown on drug seeking drug addicts vis-à-vis oxycontin.

I remember seeing this live. Say whatever you want about Jacko, that dude was an outstanding performer.

haha all my friends used to call it the Hitler Channel back then. So true!

oof kidney stones. One of the dudes I used to play WoW with had chronic kidney stones. It was a genetic thing. He described how he had to crunch them into smaller shards in his pecker by pulling it out and hammer fist punching his pecker on the bathroom counter. No. Just no. NO!

Fox Station "Accidentally" Shows Results For The Arizona Governor Race 12 Days Before The Elections whelp I guess PA is getting that fucking vegetable Fetterman....

Joe Rogan: "I have the best podcast" Lex Fridman right before interviewing Kanye West: "Hold my beer"

I made a bunch of friends from eastern europe back in the day and one told me his name was Robert or Phil or some other American name. I instantly called bullshit. So he told me his real name was Titas. I asked him why he used a fake name and he said the other guys where he worked made fun of...

Well his name is Gary and we used to call him gay with an R. Draw your own conclusions.

I took a dump that smelled so bad in the second story bathroom of my house, my friend made it half-way up the stairs while I'm still on the toilet, said "oh my god" turned around and went back downstairs.

I'll never be that clever with a joke but Hans Kim is right. Once you cross into South Carolina from the northeast it's all "Jesus! Jesus! Don't abort babies!" billboards. That guy nailed it.

"I recently drove from Florida to Oklahoma City and I read all the billboards on the way there so now I'm pretty sure I'm a republican." -Hans Kim

good point

I think I might be obsessed with stand up comedy because I think shit like this is hilarious.