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So on top of being hacks, they're retarded too. Turns out Retards were Vault-Tec the entire time.

Turns out Chris Redfield is actually a Native American because of that script George Romero wrote for a Resident Evil movie in the 90's. Umbrella was also Vault-Tec.

Turns out we were actually Vault-Tec the entire time.

It's not very often one gets the chance to bring up Ayn Rand's cult house and how she got thrown out of her own cult.

So you are telling me the lady who spent the last years of her life holded up in house with her own personal cult that she was eventually ejected from had some blind spots?

it really be like that, don't it.

That's cool.

Vault-Tec dropped The Chinese on FEV bombs made by Aliens.

Too bad Water World bombed because Fallout Pirates would be a sick faction.

People still haven't figured this out.

The Chinese dropped the Bombs because of Vault-Tec.

Turns out resources and the wars fought over them didn't exist until Adam Smith wrote The Wealth of Nations. You mean the Military's experiments with FEV that cause Maxson to take over the Mariposa Base and secede from the US? Them going to the desert came after the war. We know very little of...

Pre-War Ghoul Enclave Sleeper Agents. Part of the Capitalistic Plot to control the post war economy of bottle caps and runaway spouses.

Now it turns out the Ghouls were actually the Enclave the entire time.

Retconed the retcon into no longer being a retcon, truly peak creativity and writing. Eat shit John Milton this is how you really write a story.

How convenient the power of the retcon is.

No, they apparently can only be killed by head shots now and feral ones just make zombie noises and want to eat your flesh.

Sure they could. But the how of Vault-Tec getting Atom Bombs is least of the problems with that whole deal because in the end it is just a re-tread of the Enclave without being the Enclave but this time in CAPITALISM BAD form! Also guys wife leaves him so he drops a Atom Bomb on Shady Sands and...

Probably because they have no agency outside of existing unless you paid for a DLC.