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My penises started itching while I watched this documentary, so I had to stop after about 3 minutes. Can someone get me another beer?

Any fucking city in India.

Geek Fuel. We just called it jizz when I was young. Also: never saw the poster, don't give a shit, trust the others, leave me alone ... with a sack full of Geek Fuel. Just imagine the meeting where some shitheads decided that 'Geek Fuel' would be a great name for their product. How many Red...

No.

WTF? A simple Pip-Boy 3K boot screen? Do you lack imagination or something? And what about those file dimensions? They aren't especially large, are they? Sucksmutantcock/10

How about I show you my one-eyed rabbit, mate?

No. And life is meaningless. Now leave me alone.

Pfff. Today really sucks. Like, it sucks so much that I felt like double posting. Like, 4 real, you guys, you have no idea how it feels to be me. If you did, you would've probably killed yourself decades ago or at least tried to, a bunch of times, like I did. But I guess that's just how it goes...

So I like dinosaurs (or dino's as scientists like to call them) as much as any toddler (especially the ones they brought back to life to make the Jurassic Park movies which all sucked except for the first one) but what I have been wondering about lately is that if Earth really is approx. 5000...

No, this site is dead. It's just me and a bunch of alt-accounts posting and replying to myself to cash in on the advertisements.

I think it works out perfectly. I enjoyed the movie as a kid, but now, at the retirement home, I finally get how brilliant it is. It's Michael Douglas' best role. There are a lot of similarities between his character and the detective, when you think about it. And then the London Bridge thing, I...

Rewatched 'Falling Down'. After like two decades. It's a cinematic masterpiece. It really really really is. I give it a solid 8.8/8.8. If you weren't born yet when this movie was shot and released, you're an idiot if you don't watch it.

Ha! I think I just proved that Earth is flat, but you are too headstrong to accept that everything you know is based on lies.

Dude. Russia is located in the South of Australia, right next to Denmark. Are you trolling? Or are you from the US? Also, what I am trying to say is that if Hitler had actually managed to cross the Alps with his elephants to defeat the Egyptians, the Ukranian peninsula would probably have...

There's a war between Russia and Ukraine? I think Thatcher and Reagan should send troops and help that poor African country. The world has gone mad.

If you never played FO or FO2, you should either shut up or try auto-fellatio and break your goddamn f'ing neck whilst trying. And while you're at it, put those two cents in your cornhole to add a point to your Agility, you f'ing twat.

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I used to start TB, but would switch to RT as soon as my squad was able to take some damage. I would advise choosing your squad members early on and sticking to them to get the most out of them, perk-wise, but there are some interesting ones later on in the game. I don't remember his name, but...

There's Fallout and there's Fallout 2. That's it. The rest is ass juice.

You are absolutely right. I had a goatee for a while, in my early twenties, but that's it. I never really shave, though, I just use a trimmer on my entire head, except my eyebrows, so there's always at least 1mm of beard and mustache, I guess. When the hairs reach 5-6mm in length they just...