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  1. zegh8578

    Seriously our ice cream ads are fucking mental, and I dunno who to complain to!

    Seriously our ice cream ads are fucking mental, and I dunno who to complain to!
  2. zegh8578

    Culmination in how the script simply calls for the director to hand-strangle the female actress...

    Culmination in how the script simply calls for the director to hand-strangle the female actress on stage, for that most authentic of shots straight outta 90s French cinema handbook, "non, non, the script simply says right here - female actreux commits to unsimulated oral sexual pleseur with...
  3. zegh8578

    No, no, that's just how the script goes, see - the female protagonist needs to wiggle her toe...

    No, no, that's just how the script goes, see - the female protagonist needs to wiggle her toe, and the camera has to linger on this toe, it's the STORYYY!
  4. zegh8578

    Still can't get over how many women Tarantino had barefoot in his movies, not to mention how he...

    Still can't get over how many women Tarantino had barefoot in his movies, not to mention how he wrote Salma Hayeks naked foot in his mouth
  5. zegh8578

    entirely composed out of first-takes, I refuse to believe anything else

    entirely composed out of first-takes, I refuse to believe anything else
  6. zegh8578

    Know those ads where you get a super celeb showing for exactly 6 seconds, and have 3 spoken...

    Know those ads where you get a super celeb showing for exactly 6 seconds, and have 3 spoken words over 2 lines, one of them "Nespresso."
  7. zegh8578

    Now Sobel is basically "whiny Ross" forever, an incompetent useless coward who somehow fielded...

    Now Sobel is basically "whiny Ross" forever, an incompetent useless coward who somehow fielded the best soldiers the world has ever seen, for then to fuck off and shoot himself through the face, botching even that.
  8. zegh8578

    Ever since, who's gonna question them? Who's gonna question aging veterans "maybe you're just...

    Ever since, who's gonna question them? Who's gonna question aging veterans "maybe you're just remembering the guy wrong" and Ambrose's book - like any - needs a bit of a narrative flow, an antagonist or two - and then the HBO show really ran with it
  9. zegh8578

    I'm willing to suspect that a bunch of stressed out 17-19 year olds may not perfectly remember...

    I'm willing to suspect that a bunch of stressed out 17-19 year olds may not perfectly remember their captain and/or may have credited for a bunch of ills that were not really his fault at all
  10. zegh8578

    The show itself was never able to make its mind up about him either; he is a bad trainer, but...

    The show itself was never able to make its mind up about him either; he is a bad trainer, but trains the best platoon in the world; he is skittish in the field, but trains the best field-men in the world
  11. zegh8578

    He was their CO, and they were stressed - war was on the horizon, and he was training them to be...

    He was their CO, and they were stressed - war was on the horizon, and he was training them to be paratroopers - so the training *has* to be super hard. They're supposed to loathe him, and later on build a bit of a rapport
  12. zegh8578

    So, hot take - I think Captain Sobel (band of brothers) was not necesarily the prickwad the...

    So, hot take - I think Captain Sobel (band of brothers) was not necesarily the prickwad the soldiers remember him as; they were all young
  13. zegh8578

    OR the Faun is real - but if he is real, the magical realm that awaits her has already been...

    OR the Faun is real - but if he is real, the magical realm that awaits her has already been described to us in the intro; it's where her father lives, now also her mother, here are no lies, no pain - there are no blue skies deep underground, and she can only dream of being human
  14. zegh8578

    I realized that Pan's Labyrinth's ending truly does not make a difference - either it was all...

    I realized that Pan's Labyrinth's ending truly does not make a difference - either it was all coping mechanism for trauma, and she just dies
  15. zegh8578

    Lil fuckers stole my rock! How did they even lift it, let alone fly off with it - it was an...

    Lil fuckers stole my rock! How did they even lift it, let alone fly off with it - it was an egg-shaped lava-rock, they full well know it's not edible - it's a goddamn rock, big as a plum! WHY!?
  16. zegh8578

    Fuckin symbiosis!

    Fuckin symbiosis!
  17. zegh8578

    I'm out regularily to assert my territory in front of the gulls. It's their nesting season, they...

    I'm out regularily to assert my territory in front of the gulls. It's their nesting season, they love these high rooftops - local janitor offer to come up and chase away or whatevs, but fuck that completely, I chase them away - one swooped on me, I hissed at it, and they now avoid my corner -...
  18. zegh8578

    The great tits also happen to be generational nesters, btw - and have burrowed a hole in the...

    The great tits also happen to be generational nesters, btw - and have burrowed a hole in the fine grid wire plating, supposed to keep such out, probably many years and great tit generations ago
  19. zegh8578

    I have not yet *met* my new local magpies, unlike the previous, which I was well aquainted with...

    I have not yet *met* my new local magpies, unlike the previous, which I was well aquainted with (one even tried to save me from a lounging, peaceful cat) - but they have shown an increased interest in my livingroom windows - they understand I lurk inside.
  20. zegh8578

    Unbothered by all of this is a nest of great tits, inside one of my vents, right behind me, they...

    Unbothered by all of this is a nest of great tits, inside one of my vents, right behind me, they are very active in the early day, but remain completely silent for the rest.
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