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Listen to this Delta Airlines commercial: http://www.poseidonet.f2s.com/files/Ebonics_Delta_Airline_Commercial.mp3
And here are the "words":
Y'all be goin' on vacation?
Y'see the thing is, if you 'bout to be about dis biatch.
Check it.
Beep Delta. We be flyin' all over dis bitch.
Let me ask you something:
You fend to raise up and get your travel on?
From the interior to the exterior,
you've got to get your *posterior* in one of dees bigass planes.
SHEET DOG!
You layin' da cuts straight sittin' on yo ass
and getting yo drink on and yo snack on,
while we floss and fly this mofo all over this bitch.
East coast, west coast, it don't matta,
neer we'll get you to yo ho and back, lickity split.
No SHIT!
Then you'll be back in yo crib chillin' with a flat spliff
thinkin' we were some crazy-ass angel.
Hell, these fat, round, thickass vessels run up in the sky so deep, it be cryin'!
Yeah, you thought it was rain!
So bring a towel, 'cause at Delta, it's laid out like dat.
Call one of these fly-ass Delta choochies,
and make all those punkass co-workers of yours catch the vapors as you be off an about.
You goin'? We fly you der.
You been? We done already flew up in der.
We got you covered like a jimmy-hat.
At Delta we loves us some flyin' and it be shown like a motha fucka.
-Xotor-
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And here are the "words":
Y'all be goin' on vacation?
Y'see the thing is, if you 'bout to be about dis biatch.
Check it.
Beep Delta. We be flyin' all over dis bitch.
Let me ask you something:
You fend to raise up and get your travel on?
From the interior to the exterior,
you've got to get your *posterior* in one of dees bigass planes.
SHEET DOG!
You layin' da cuts straight sittin' on yo ass
and getting yo drink on and yo snack on,
while we floss and fly this mofo all over this bitch.
East coast, west coast, it don't matta,
neer we'll get you to yo ho and back, lickity split.
No SHIT!
Then you'll be back in yo crib chillin' with a flat spliff
thinkin' we were some crazy-ass angel.
Hell, these fat, round, thickass vessels run up in the sky so deep, it be cryin'!
Yeah, you thought it was rain!
So bring a towel, 'cause at Delta, it's laid out like dat.
Call one of these fly-ass Delta choochies,
and make all those punkass co-workers of yours catch the vapors as you be off an about.
You goin'? We fly you der.
You been? We done already flew up in der.
We got you covered like a jimmy-hat.
At Delta we loves us some flyin' and it be shown like a motha fucka.
-Xotor-
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