Facebook, now comes with Syphilis.

zioburosky13

Vault Senior Citizen
This just in. :shock:

Facebook has contributed to a resurgence in the sexually-transmitted disease syphilis, a health expert has claimed.

Case have increased fourfold in Sunderland, Durham and Teesside, the areas of Britain where Facebook is most popular.

Professor Peter Kelly, director of public health in Teesside, claimed staff had found a link between social networking sites and the spread of the bacteria, especially among young women.

He said: “Syphilis is a devastating disease. Anyone who has unprotected sex with casual partners is at high risk.

"There has been a fourfold increase in the number of syphilis cases detected with more young women being affected.

"I don't get the names of people affected, just figures, and I saw that several of the people had met sexual partners through these sites.

"Social networking sites are making it easier for people to meet up for casual sex."

In Teesside there were 30 recorded cases of syphilis last year, but the true figures are expected to be much higher.

Research has shown that young people in Sunderland, Durham and Teesside were 25 per cent more likely to log onto social networking sites than those in the rest of Britain.

A Facebook spokesman said: “The assertion that Facebook is responsible for the transmission of syphilis is ridiculous. Facebook is no more responsible for STD transmission than newspapers responsible for bad vision. Today’s reports exaggerate the comments made by the professor, and ignore the difference between correlation and causation.

"As Facebook’s more than 400 million users know, our website is not a place to meet people for casual sex – it’s a place for friends, family and co-workers to connect and share.”

Someone should stop funding such crap 'research'.
(which reminds me about a scene of scientists trying to enhance the penis of an Orang Utan in Idiocracy )
Also, those brits did claim G-spot doesn't exist too.
Must be a culture thing.:ugly:
 
So facebook speeds up casual sex process? Hurray! I start being more active there :roll:

I love this kind of research with mere assumptions as proofs.
 
The more social people are the more likely they have social problems such as sexually transmitted diseases. Funny since no one ever thought the internet would cause real life social problems just online ones.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Nononononononononononono Guys NO NO NO.

See, Facebook itself causes Syphilis, not the people on it.


See, Napoleon kept doing status updates on his Iphone when trying to invade Russia and that's how history really happened.
 
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