UniversalWolf
eaten by a grue.
Oh...my...god...
This game has the worst combat of any game I've ever played, hands down. It's more unpleasant than watching Nicholas Cage stumble through two hours of bad italian accent in Captain Corelli's Mandolin, and I didn't think anything could be that unpleasant.
And you start the game - after a really, really long load time - in the middle of a large, difficult fight - and hint windows keep popping up but the fight doesn't pause to give you time to read them - and the developers obviously knew this was a horrible way to start the game because they made it so you can't die? You just fall down for a few seconds and drop your sword, but when you stand up again you have only a fraction of your health so you keep getting not-killed over and over again? The horror...
It's such a train wreck I find it fascinating, like picking a big scab on your knee. It's so bad...so very, very, unbelievably bad...
And yes, I've tried both the vanilla version and the new fan-made 1.73 patch.
This game has the worst combat of any game I've ever played, hands down. It's more unpleasant than watching Nicholas Cage stumble through two hours of bad italian accent in Captain Corelli's Mandolin, and I didn't think anything could be that unpleasant.
And you start the game - after a really, really long load time - in the middle of a large, difficult fight - and hint windows keep popping up but the fight doesn't pause to give you time to read them - and the developers obviously knew this was a horrible way to start the game because they made it so you can't die? You just fall down for a few seconds and drop your sword, but when you stand up again you have only a fraction of your health so you keep getting not-killed over and over again? The horror...
It's such a train wreck I find it fascinating, like picking a big scab on your knee. It's so bad...so very, very, unbelievably bad...
And yes, I've tried both the vanilla version and the new fan-made 1.73 patch.