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Driving along in his highwayman with his loaded .233 at his side, The chosen one, Aka Gamith notices a hint of smoke coming out of the car, "Oh crappy weiners, Thats just what i needed right out here in the middle of the wastelands with myron and lenny, Ones going to go crazy without drugs, the other hasn't taken a bath a couple years, wish i had told them to stay behind instead of vic." he mumble to himself. "Should have read that deans electronics instead of selling it for a smelly ten bucks.""Oh chosen one when are we leaving this craphole." yells myron."As soon as someone finds us, unless you wish to walk that two day trip back to reno where they will kill you for being a traitor, with no food or water.""Would rather die than be stuck in this hellhole.""Then leave if you want i'm staying put until someone, good or bad finds us whether you like or not""Fine then i will you motherf-"OH WILL YOU QUIT YOUR BITCHIN ALREADY!?"Screamed lenny "Fightin like this will more likely atract unwanted strangers than help, you think anyone wants to rescue some strangers who are going to bitch like this the whole time!?" No sooner had lenny finished yelling at the two when they heard a gunshot in the distance.
"Time to party!" Screamed Gamith as he Straps on his Mark Two leather armor loads his .233 and chugs a bottle of rotgut."Let's go!" He yell as he starts running towards the lights. lenny and myron had just finished loading there weapons when they heard a battle cry in the distance and the sound of a .233 blowing a guys arms off."Better hurry!" said lenny readying his greased smg."Don't want to miss all fun do we now myron.""No the only thing I could think of that would be more fun than this is, HHHMMMMM...... LET ME THINK HERE...... MAYBE ANYTHING!?" Screamed to lenny as he unwillingly loads his needler pistol. When they got there they already saw limps and hypos all over the ground, they had come across a very large group slaves fending off an even bigger group of slavers who had willingly chose to pick a fight with an even bigger group of vault city patrolman. "Maybe this wasn't such a great idea." mumbled lenny to myron"NO DUH asshole, should have just stayed where it was safe!""What!? And miss out on all the fun!?" yelled gamith as he dodged a couple of shots from a slavers 10mm pistol then answered back with a combat knife to the throat. "YEAHAH" Screamed lenny a few hours later as he killed the very last slaver. "Time to set the smelly tribals free, what fun." said myron"Yeah your favorite part, now stop your crabbib and start untiying." said gamith as he slashed off a rope. Half an hour later they started walking back to the car, when they got there gamith opened the trunk and put all the newfound junk inside the trunk. "Well that was fun, now all we have to do is pray that the engine just overheated and didn't just completley blowup." lenny walked over to the car open the door an turned the key. It made grining noise then popped. "Oh weiner, weiner weiner weiner." mumbled lenny. Then there was a rumble a splat and the car started up. "YEHAH" yelled lenny. "Found the problem." said gamith,"A pig rat found its way into the front of the car. Don't know what part it was in when i found it, but, it was there." so they ate the pigrat loaded up the car an started driving to NCR. "I feel like an idiot for not checking under the hood to begin with." said lenny."Yeah and you sounded like one to." mumbled myron."Huh, What do you mean?""Oooohhhh, Come on, yehah!?"
"Time to party!" Screamed Gamith as he Straps on his Mark Two leather armor loads his .233 and chugs a bottle of rotgut."Let's go!" He yell as he starts running towards the lights. lenny and myron had just finished loading there weapons when they heard a battle cry in the distance and the sound of a .233 blowing a guys arms off."Better hurry!" said lenny readying his greased smg."Don't want to miss all fun do we now myron.""No the only thing I could think of that would be more fun than this is, HHHMMMMM...... LET ME THINK HERE...... MAYBE ANYTHING!?" Screamed to lenny as he unwillingly loads his needler pistol. When they got there they already saw limps and hypos all over the ground, they had come across a very large group slaves fending off an even bigger group of slavers who had willingly chose to pick a fight with an even bigger group of vault city patrolman. "Maybe this wasn't such a great idea." mumbled lenny to myron"NO DUH asshole, should have just stayed where it was safe!""What!? And miss out on all the fun!?" yelled gamith as he dodged a couple of shots from a slavers 10mm pistol then answered back with a combat knife to the throat. "YEAHAH" Screamed lenny a few hours later as he killed the very last slaver. "Time to set the smelly tribals free, what fun." said myron"Yeah your favorite part, now stop your crabbib and start untiying." said gamith as he slashed off a rope. Half an hour later they started walking back to the car, when they got there gamith opened the trunk and put all the newfound junk inside the trunk. "Well that was fun, now all we have to do is pray that the engine just overheated and didn't just completley blowup." lenny walked over to the car open the door an turned the key. It made grining noise then popped. "Oh weiner, weiner weiner weiner." mumbled lenny. Then there was a rumble a splat and the car started up. "YEHAH" yelled lenny. "Found the problem." said gamith,"A pig rat found its way into the front of the car. Don't know what part it was in when i found it, but, it was there." so they ate the pigrat loaded up the car an started driving to NCR. "I feel like an idiot for not checking under the hood to begin with." said lenny."Yeah and you sounded like one to." mumbled myron."Huh, What do you mean?""Oooohhhh, Come on, yehah!?"