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This is a true story. It actually happened. Not in real life but in the game, of course. I was doing Some quests I forgot to do before going to the enclave. And thus I ended up at “grisham’s protect the brahmin” quest in modoc. Well here is the story:
The true story of the Chosen One and the Brahmin
The chosen one sat against a tree. And looked around. Vic was sleeping, Goris took notes of the things that happened (meaning he took few notes), Cassidy was polishing his plasma pistol, Marcus was petting the brahmin and Sulik was just standing there in his advanced powerarmor.
“So, boss, why are we doing this side quest? We don’t need the money.” Vic said.
“Yeah, we got a crate load of chips from that guy at the broken hills refinery by talking to him over and over again.” Said Cassidy.
“Well,” said the Chosen One,” Its for my karma. I want the idolized status in Modoc and this is one of the last quests left.”
“But this is just a waste of time. We have the best weapons around, everyone is in powerarmor, we’re all fully leveled up, why don’t we head to the enclave and rescue you’re tribe, boss?” Said vic.
“Speaking of powerarmor. Why did you give Sulik your advanced powerarmor?” asked cassidy.
“Well, it seems stupid to walk around in the enemies uniform, ya know?” said the chosen one.
Before anyone could answer the wild dogs came.
“Here they come!” yelled Goris.
“Okay! I wanna shoot them first! “ Said the Chosen One.
He aimed his pancor jackhammer and shot. But because he didn’t aim correctly he missed and hit a brahmin. (Meaning I accidentally clicked on a brahmin instead of a dog.)
“Oh, we’re shooting the brahmin now?” said Cassidy and unloaded his plasma pistol in a brahmin and melted the poor thing.
“No guys! Shoot the dogs! We’re supposed to protect the brahimin!” yelled the chosen.
“Too late now. This is way to much fun!” Said goris while ripping a bramin apart.
“Yeah! We and I just follow your example!” And sulik hit one of the two-headed cows with his super sledge.
The cow slid across the screen and died on the other side by vics bullets. Meanwhile the dogs helped the group by eating various brahmin.
“Come on! Guys! Please don’t!!!!! We need to…Oh what the hell!” The chosen one grabbed his ppk12 Gauss pistol and started blasting holes in both cows and dogs. After a while the fied was covered in dead brahmin and dead dogs.
“Yeah, we killed ‘em all!” yelled Cassidy
“Well, boss! We did a pretty good job there, didn’t we?” asked Vic.
The chosen one just slammed his head repeatedly on a nearby tree.
“There goes my shining karma!” He moaned.
The end
Hope ya enjoyed it!
Rat-catcher
The true story of the Chosen One and the Brahmin
The chosen one sat against a tree. And looked around. Vic was sleeping, Goris took notes of the things that happened (meaning he took few notes), Cassidy was polishing his plasma pistol, Marcus was petting the brahmin and Sulik was just standing there in his advanced powerarmor.
“So, boss, why are we doing this side quest? We don’t need the money.” Vic said.
“Yeah, we got a crate load of chips from that guy at the broken hills refinery by talking to him over and over again.” Said Cassidy.
“Well,” said the Chosen One,” Its for my karma. I want the idolized status in Modoc and this is one of the last quests left.”
“But this is just a waste of time. We have the best weapons around, everyone is in powerarmor, we’re all fully leveled up, why don’t we head to the enclave and rescue you’re tribe, boss?” Said vic.
“Speaking of powerarmor. Why did you give Sulik your advanced powerarmor?” asked cassidy.
“Well, it seems stupid to walk around in the enemies uniform, ya know?” said the chosen one.
Before anyone could answer the wild dogs came.
“Here they come!” yelled Goris.
“Okay! I wanna shoot them first! “ Said the Chosen One.
He aimed his pancor jackhammer and shot. But because he didn’t aim correctly he missed and hit a brahmin. (Meaning I accidentally clicked on a brahmin instead of a dog.)
“Oh, we’re shooting the brahmin now?” said Cassidy and unloaded his plasma pistol in a brahmin and melted the poor thing.
“No guys! Shoot the dogs! We’re supposed to protect the brahimin!” yelled the chosen.
“Too late now. This is way to much fun!” Said goris while ripping a bramin apart.
“Yeah! We and I just follow your example!” And sulik hit one of the two-headed cows with his super sledge.
The cow slid across the screen and died on the other side by vics bullets. Meanwhile the dogs helped the group by eating various brahmin.
“Come on! Guys! Please don’t!!!!! We need to…Oh what the hell!” The chosen one grabbed his ppk12 Gauss pistol and started blasting holes in both cows and dogs. After a while the fied was covered in dead brahmin and dead dogs.
“Yeah, we killed ‘em all!” yelled Cassidy
“Well, boss! We did a pretty good job there, didn’t we?” asked Vic.
The chosen one just slammed his head repeatedly on a nearby tree.
“There goes my shining karma!” He moaned.
The end
Hope ya enjoyed it!
Rat-catcher
