Terrorist Barbecue:

Heh, the October 1st post on that Daily Rotten site is hilarious...
 
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there are American foreign aid programs. This message brought to you by bigotry and hypocrisy.
 
Burning a flag makes you a terrorist?

Hmmm, I don't fall under the American Law. Am I a terrorist too?

I haven't shaved in a while. Does that make me a Taliban follower?

I don't agree with America. Should I be shot now?

Geee, I didn't know protesting peacefully against something you didn't agree with made you a terrorist these days.

Hey, let's go out and shoot Greenpeace! Those bastards should pay for not agreeing with the government!
 
Ehehehe, now that one is funny (note the distinct difference between just saying something dumb about terrorists and being funny :D)

Ehehehe...And buckets of water? Those aren't allowed by the islam.

Some of the first decrees of the Taliban:

"Any man that shaves or cuts his beard, is to be put into custody until his beard is full again"

"Flying a kit is illegal, to prevent this from happening, all kite shops shall be closed"

"To prevent American influence, any man that grows his hair long is to be brought to the police station to have his hair cut. The criminal will pay the barber's fee"

(this is all true, btw)

An other interesting fact about the Taliban is a popular folk story, that quite possibly happened, about Mohammed Omar. This is in the early days, when the Taliban was just founded.

As the story goes, one of the warlords of that time (civil war, for those of you who don't know) took two teenage girls prisoner, shaved their heads bald and raped them continiously. Omar gathered his Taliban, with no more than 16 guns in between them, and attacked the warlord's camp. They killed the violators of the islam and hung the warlord himself from the barrel of the cannon of a tank and rescued the girls.

An interesting fact that nobody seems to mention about the Taliban is that they used to be folk heroes. Everyone loved them, they were the only faction around not basing their power purely on violence and with some morals to them.

As for locking all the women in their houses, the women were prolly grateful for that. Almost every woman in the country was being raped on a daily basis in those days. What do you think they would rather have, rape or imprisonment with the man they love?

Of course, the Taliban and their ideas are outdated now, but they saved a country in turmoil from complete destruction (something America, apparently, was "unable" to do unless it needed them) and the harsh laws they introduced actually served a purpose.

I just love the unbiasedness of the media. What a coincidence most people haven't heard of these facts yet.
 
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Oct-17-01 AT 01:06AM (GMT)[p]You take things too seriously. That being said, would you be so kind as to (expletive deleted) my (expletive deleted)?
 
>Geee, I didn't know protesting peacefully
>against something you didn't agree
>with made you a terrorist
>these days.

Peacefully? Most demonstrations never end peacefully, those that do rarely make a much news.

>Hey, let's go out and shoot
>Greenpeace! Those bastards should pay
>for not agreeing with the
>government!

Hell yes! Greenpeace should be crushed for being such a pain in the ass. Actually you might think of them as terrorists because they block fishing vessels, damage property, and overall being a nuisance to society.

-Xotor-

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Kharn... You seem to be saying that the Taliban are good people because they started off that way?

Ever hear of a place called Zimbabwe? There's a guy there, President Mugabe (I think that's spelt right...) Anyway, he started out all nice and friendly like about 20 years ago. He was helped by the West to control the country because he was going to do good things. And for a time, he did. Now though, he's a dictator. Taking possesion of farms, killing the oppositions political party members, slencing the media for saying things he didn't like. I suppose he's a good guy in your mind though?

If I do good deeds all my life and then when I'm 60, I run around with a machine gun aimlessly killing people, should I be punished for it? I mean, after all I was a GOOD guy for most of my life??

The world doesn't work that way....

DarkUnderlord
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Moo.... Moo... I'm an Interplay Cow! (Ready to be milked by a MMORPG with aliens! What a KEWL idea!!!)
 
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Oct-17-01 AT 04:43AM (GMT)[p]Forgot to put the 'Pro-' in front of there.

Aside from that, will everyone sing chorus while I put my bass voice to use and serenade Kharn with something wonderful from Red Peters:

Blow me
You hardly even know me
just set yourself below me
and blow me... tonite.

a handy
would certainly be dandy
but it's not enough to slow me
you gotta blow me... allright.

when you part your lips that way
ooo... I want you night and day
when you squeeze my balls so tight
I wanna blow my load with all my might!!

so blow me
you hardly even know me
just set yourself below
you gotta blow me tonite

"Come on everybody!!!" (whole audience joins in)

Blow me
You hardly even know me
so blow me
you gotta blow me
so blow me
Blow me tonite!

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(This is all uh...tongue...in cheek.)
 
Ha!

Two separate oral sex references in reponse to just one of your posts! Grats, Kharn!
 
RE: Ha!

Kharn, would you please just come right out and say that you hate America and everything it stands for? That way, I can view you as a COMPLETE ass, in an unadulterated way.

Just start a cheering section, chanting "F*CK AMERICA, HER PEOPLE, HER LAWS, AND HER POLICIES".

I'm an American, and proud of it. I may not agree with everything my government says or does, but that's life.

Rosh, another chorus, please?
 
RE: Ha!

My, my, aren't we being a little touchy? You people should learn not to assume so much, just because I don't agree with a stupid joke (and it is pure stupidity/ignorance that creates a "joke" like that), that doesn't make me an enemy of the state. Heck, I happen to feel the USA is making some mistakes, that doesn't mean I consider it evil incarnate. Really, I'm just trying to slide in a bit of constructive criticism to stem the eternal flows of anti-Osama pro-American babble. Hearing one side of discussion is never good, even if it is "right"

Ehehehe, and Rosh, AOF-like as that may have been, you kick ass, dude. Not as much as Xotor, 'course, but still a lot :D

And hate America? Heck no. It's a country with great ideals and a nice population (albeit a bit panicky. Soberness is a virtue). But when it starts bombing a country into oblivion, I tend to be rather sceptical towards it's righteousness.

Still, the intention of the bombing is good, what actually REALLY gets under my skin is the tons of American propaganda that I see EVERWHERE! I wish we'd at least get the chance to make our own opinion, this is just so...I don't know...totalitarian.

Oh, dear, not that I mean America is totalitarian. Far from it, it's not like the government is ORDERING this propaganda, but the news these days is just so incredibly biased, it annoys me. Not that you could expect any else.

And for the rest I'm not anti-American. I mean, I don't agree with the way they're dealing with terrorism, but hell, I'm one guy vs. a government of specialists. I personally feel there could be better ways to deal with this, but I don't know what the future'll bring, this might well stop terrorism. Let us pray it does.

And DarkUnderlord: Heck no, I'm not trying to protect the Taliban. Far from it, they're evil as hell, but they're also a) proof that good intention can lead to bad results (this could happen to any Western country too) and that b) they're not the demons they're pictured out to be. Neither is Osama or his Al'Kaida. They're human beings, fighting for what they believe in. They may do things we consider evil, but they consider them good. That doesn't make it right, of course, but again, they're not demons, they're just human beings like you and me.
 
RE: Ha!

Bullshit. You bash America every chance you get, and even when it doesn't make sense in that situation. It's not one American action or even one policy you have a problem with; it's America in general. You can fool yourself into thinking otherwise, but that doesn't change anything.
 
RE: Ha!

If it makes you happy to believe that, please do. But if I just ran around blindly waving a flag shouting America is evil, I wouldn't get very far. America is running the world, y'know :D

And you're drawing a lot of conclusions about someone you haven't seen in the odd two years.

Anyway, a few points I appreciate and almost love America for:

_The fundaments of the country.
_The intention of (most of their) foreign policies. A lot of people just shout "They're trying to strengthen their position". Of course they are, everyone is, but at least they're not doing it by waging war on everyone.
_The way the house of congress and senate work, which just kicks the ass of the way the Dutch system works (read: sucks)
_The people of America. I don't know many Americans IRL, but the ones I do know are seriously cool. Heck, I got this whole brother-sister thing going on with a half-American girl. She rules.

The problem I've got with America (and I do admit I have one) is that I've been raised in a very socialistic sense (as in: Care more for others than for yourself), which clashes with the American individualism. Which isn't bad in any way, it's just different. It has nothing to do with hate or anyone being wrong, it's just that we have different basis of philosophy.

And yes, I have been raised to be quite anti-American. Which gets under my skin. I hate being biased. I'll never really love America, though, because after all, it isn't a perfect country; there are no perfect countries...I should not just hate everything they do blindly, though, and I am working on that, appraising everything piece by piece. And I don't like this demonising the Taliban, for instance, because I consider something like that to be bad, you should let people form their own opinions from facts...ALL the facts.
 
RE: Ha!

[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Oct-18-01 AT 10:45PM (GMT)[p]"And you're drawing a lot of conclusions about someone you haven't seen in the odd two years."

Assuming I only use the name "Doyle"...
 
RE: Ha!

>My, my, aren't we being a
>little touchy? You people should
>learn not to assume so
>much, just because I don't
>agree with a stupid joke
>(and it is pure stupidity/ignorance
>that creates a "joke" like
>that), that doesn't make me
>an enemy of the state.
>Heck, I happen to feel
>the USA is making some
>mistakes, that doesn't mean I
>consider it evil incarnate. Really,
>I'm just trying to slide
>in a bit of constructive
>criticism to stem the eternal
>flows of anti-Osama pro-American babble.
>Hearing one side of discussion
>is never good, even if
>it is "right"

But you see Kharn, you're not sliding in "constructive" criticism, constructive criticism would be in the form of:

"In the minds of the al-Qaeda, we are the terrorists. As violent as their supposed attack on the United States was, in their minds we have violated their position, and their only way to fight back, since they do not have the influence and power of the United States, is to terrorize our citizens. Palestinians really don't hate America. What they dislike about America is not the American life, but that we are hypocrits in that we support democratic rule and 'freedom' but still support countries like Israel who treat Palestinians as a subordinant class in society, and support leaders of countries like Egypt and Saudi Arabia who are no elected by the populace and rule with distinctly non-democratic, non-free methods. America chooses its allies and its sides in its best interest as any smart nation would, but that rubs people the wrong way in the process."

*THAT* is constructive criticism, not, and I quote you Kharn:

"You're fucking kidding me, I hope? USA DESERVED this. I'm very sorry for all those innocents dying, but for God's sake, what goes around comes around. You can't act boss of the world without someone biting back."

>And hate America? Heck no. It's
>a country with great ideals
>and a nice population (albeit
>a bit panicky. Soberness is
>a virtue).

Oh yes, you expect us to be calm when three of our major buildings and symbolic institutions were attacked by terrorists who hijacked domestic airliners and crashed them into the buildings? Oh yes, Kharn, that DEFINITELY is the time to sit down with a pot of tea and "talk it all out." Sure, in hind-sight and three-steps and a country removed it always seems better to "talk it out," but we're talking the real world here.

You live in Belgium a country which hasn't had a major incident in it since *World War II*, and might I add, took a neutral side (like it does all the time). No, I don't think your country has panicked in a LONG time, probably long enough to forget what panic means.

Please don't talk about "panic" if you don't know what panic really means, or war for that matter.

>But when it
>starts bombing a country into
>oblivion, I tend to be
>rather sceptical towards it's righteousness.

Really, into oblivion? If we were leveling Afghanistan, I don't think we'd spend the time to drop food for the people there for fear many will die from the harsh winters they have there.

I mean, Mohamed Heikal, the Arab world's foremost political commentator, commented that there isn't *anything* in Afghanistan, even the royal palace, that is WORTH using a $1 Million cruise missile.

>Still, the intention of the bombing
>is good, what actually REALLY
>gets under my skin is
>the tons of American propaganda
>that I see EVERWHERE!

Really, care to list some?

>I
>wish we'd at least get
>the chance to make our
>own opinion, this is just
>so...I don't know...totalitarian.

One does not yell fire in a crowded theatre and expect no retribution, "Allah is a pig" in Mecca, or start rambling on about how a nation diserved an attack on its citizens. No citizens diserved attacks like that, even those who praise such attacks.

>Oh, dear, not that I mean
>America is totalitarian. Far from
>it, it's not like the
>government is ORDERING this propaganda,
>but the news these days
>is just so incredibly biased,
>it annoys me.

Oh really? Last I recall, the news stations were going through great lengths to emphasize that the few images of Palestinians celebrating the attacks were not indicative of the entire country. Last I recall, Dateline was reporting on what the people of Islam, both here and in other countries, including Afganistan and Palestine thought.

>Not that
>you could expect any else.

Then why are you complaining?

>And DarkUnderlord: Heck no, I'm not
>trying to protect the Taliban.
>Far from it, they're evil
>as hell, but they're also

Even there you are spreading your own propaganda.

-Xotor-

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RE: Ha!

>Anyway, a few points I appreciate
>and almost love America for:
>
>
>_The fundaments of the country.

Which has paved the way to most western democracies...

>_The intention of (most of their)
>foreign policies. A lot of
>people just shout "They're trying
>to strengthen their position". Of
>course they are, everyone is,
>but at least they're not
>doing it by waging war
>on everyone.

War need not be confined to guns and bullets.

>_The way the house of congress
>and senate work, which just
>kicks the ass of the
>way the Dutch system works
>(read: sucks)

Oh? I thought you prided yourself in your government style?

>_The people of America. I don't
>know many Americans IRL, but
>the ones I do know
>are seriously cool. Heck, I
>got this whole brother-sister thing
>going on with a half-American
>girl. She rules.

But in what way?

>The problem I've got with America
>(and I do admit I
>have one) is that I've
>been raised in a very
>socialistic sense (as in: Care
>more for others than for
>yourself), which clashes with the
>American individualism.

So your problem with America is your own social upbringing? Making tons of sense there.

>And yes, I have been raised
>to be quite anti-American. Which
>gets under my skin. I
>hate being biased. I'll never
>really love America, though, because
>after all, it isn't a
>perfect country; there are no
>perfect countries...

Then why be against it?

>I should not just
>hate everything they do blindly,
>though, and I am working
>on that, appraising everything piece
>by piece.

We're not asking you to, but we're asking you to show a little tact in the way you do it.

>And I don't
>like this demonising the Taliban,
>for instance, because I consider
>something like that to be
>bad, you should let people
>form their own opinions from
>facts...ALL the facts.

You mean like how we Americans are demonized? It happens everywhere, get over it.

-Xotor-

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