Wisconsin is absolutely the best!

Ozrat

Ozrat

Antediluvian as Feck
Orderite
C'mon now, you've seen the rest and now you know who's the best! NMA Wisconsinites, let us unite! Let us describe in full detail how wonderfully wonderful we all are. Hey, and how about some geographical details as well?

I'm from Northern Wisconsin, as in waaaay above Wausau. Yes, even past Hayward! I'm right next to the frigid shores of Lake Superior. "Colder by da lake, eh?" "Yah, sure, ya betcha!"
 
Actually, I'm AmeriCanadian. Born and raised in Wisconsin, getting my schooling done in Canada. My mom was Canadian, so I was born with a dual citizenship. How many people can say that they go to school in Canada with a full scholarship paid for by the state of Wisconsin? I know I can!

Who's with me now? Wisconsin is surely the best!
 
Once, ages ago, I traveled through Iceland via Icelandic Air. Man, hot Scandinavian Viking chicks rule!

I hear lots of viking chicks in that part of the country. Tell me its true, and that they are not all bloated, cow beasts.
 
Unfortunately, there are no Scandinavian hotties in my area. There's mostly people of polish, german and norwegian heritage. Luckily my parents were both born far far far away from there. Perhaps these girls are further down in the state?

The reason why Iceland has so many hot girls is basically because of natural selection. The Vikings would only bring home the hottest babes they could find and procreated with them. Luckily the good looks lasted throughout the generations.

Smeah, I'm not a Packer fan as American football sucks big time. Canadian football all the way! Go Tiger-Cats! I'm going to the Hamilton-Toronto game today as a matter of fact.
 
Norway is Scandinavian Ozrat, what were you thinking?
 
Mainly how I'd embarass myself by publicly showing off how little of European geography I now know. When I was younger I could beat the pants off of Carmen Sandiego no matter which country or continent she was hiding on. Now it seems its no longer the same case. Damn you countries with multiple aliases!
 
Scandinavia is the collection of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland and sometimes Iceland and Greenland as well. It isn't a country :P
 
I hear Wisconsin doesn't actually exist, that they made it up just to fill up space on the map. Urban legend?
 
Sander said:
Scandinavia is the collection of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland and sometimes Iceland and Greenland as well. It isn't a country :P
Click to expand...

Scandinavia is also, incidentally and in its entirity, the greatest place on earth.
 
Sander said:
Agreed. Except for the food prices *yuck*.
Click to expand...

Not just the foodprices, the Norwegian prices in general are totally fucked. The rest of the Scandinavian countries is cheaper though, actually some Norwegians drives to Sweden just to avoid the Norwegian prices.
 
Seriously? That's fun, I was in Oslo a week ago, those prices are incredibly high. Even the tax-free prices were higher than what you would normally pay for something in a store over here. Meh, have Norway get its prices right, and I'll proclaim it the best land ever, right now, it's just the most beautiful...
 
Smeah, I'm not a Packer fan as American football sucks big time. Canadian football all the way! Go Tiger-Cats! I'm going to the Hamilton-Toronto game today as a matter of fact.
Click to expand...

Yeah, go Canandian football. After all, the best player in the league joined the NFL to be a 2nd string burnout.
 
DJ Slamák said:
I hear Wisconsin doesn't actually exist, that they made it up just to fill up space on the map. Urban legend?
Click to expand...

Heh, heh, sshhhh its top secret.

I don't want to sound arrogant, WIsconsin isn't the best but I like it. I'm finally glad to get rid of all these Harley bikers that made it hard to sleep at night when they did brake stands at all hours of the night during the past weekend. Harleys actually suck compared to my Beemer anyway.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top