Write cool combat taunts!

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Gimpster

First time out of the vault
Got any good ones? a definite plus if theyre funny, write what you got, the ones I like I might include in my FOT mode!

My list (see if you can spot were I stole some of them from):

Ill send you to your mom in 4 boxes!
Ill take your gun and shove it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click..!
No one fucks with the Jesus.
Ill saw your head off and crap down your throat.
Ill gauge your eyes out and skullfuck you!
Die motherfucker die motherfucker DIE!
Let the bodies hit the floor
Happy birthday fucker!
Pfff well done zorro, now watch this..!
BANG BABY, YEAH!
 
Most of your suggestions are pretty awful. Like that skull-fucking one. But there's also a few decent.

Gimpster said:
Ill saw your head off and crap down your throat.
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Is that stolen from somewhere? In Duke Nukem 3D episode II ending Duke said to the baddie something like: "I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

And he did it... God, he did it...

But anyway, some one-liners in combat might be fun. If they're not too funny. In Fo3 they're of course voice-acted, which kinda sucks, IMO.
 
Im sure it is stolen from somewhere, but I dont remember where, but anyway, the point of this thread isnt to spot the source of my one liners, Its to write a few of your own.

If you got any, lets hear them. :)

EDIT: The skullfucking one is from Drill SGT Heartman from the movie Full Metal Jacket.

Here is some more:

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!
SAY HELLO TO MY LEETTLE FREN!
Suck shit and die
Whoa, careful! you could hurt someone with that!!
Hey princess!
You sucker of satans cock (Bill Hicks fans know this one)
 
Gimpster, if you want to use them in your mod, it's not a FO3 suggestion...

also, if you want to rip taunts from movies etc, at least make sure you use the correct quotes.
 
Why cant they be both, suggestion for FO3 and be in my mod?

Whats wrong with para phrasing? Why do I have to use the exact same quote?

This thread is for combat taunts, if you dont want to post any of those, dont post at all.
 
Gimpster said:
Whats wrong with para phrasing? Why do I have to use the exact same quote?
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paraphrasing is ripping off, while the correct quote is an ode to the original. you figure it out...

Gimpster said:
This thread is for combat taunts, if you dont want to post any of those, dont post at all.
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oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realise you were in charge of this forum.
 
SuAside said:
Gimpster said:
Whats wrong with para phrasing? Why do I have to use the exact same quote?
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paraphrasing is ripping off, while the correct quote is an ode to the original. you figure it out...

Gimpster said:
This thread is for combat taunts, if you dont want to post any of those, dont post at all.
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oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realise you were in charge of this forum.
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Those were rhetorical questions, I didnt actually want to know any answer you might (lo and behold) have for them, just like I dont want to know why you think para phrasing is ripping off while exactly copying something is not. Feel free not to tell me.

Read the forum rules, they clearly state that unless you have something to contribute, you should not spam:

http://www.nma-fallout.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8181

So pretty please with sugar on top, stop spamming my thread.

I have no interest in a flame war.
 
Gimpster said:
Those were rhetorical questions, I didnt actually want to know any answer you might (lo and behold) have for them, just like I dont want to know why you think para phrasing is ripping off while exactly copying something is not. Feel free not to tell me.

Read the forum rules, they clearly state that unless you have something to contribute, you should not spam:

http://www.nma-fallout.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8181
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Indeed. So what, exactly, are you doing right now?

Cut it out, the lot of you.

Either contribute to the thread, or the thread goes to the Vats.

Also, come up with some decent combat taunts a la Fallout. Yeesh.
 
I'd like to see some of those cool combat taunts from Fo2.

For example: "I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child!"

Some that crossed into my mind:

"God, my guts are spilling out!"
(Critical hit in the torso.)

"My face, my pretty face!"
(Critical hit in the head.)

"Uh, I didn't know I had *that* much blood inside me..."
(Close dying.)

"Let me catch my breath and I'll show you hell..."
(Knocked down.)

"My sperm!"
(Hit in the groin.)

Okay, the last one was god-awful... But it's from Futurama :roll:
 
"I told you there were no Furry-DeathClaws!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"And thats why 10mm is better"
"hey kids look, a dead body!"
 
Now I suppose you're going to tell me you're just out looking for a GECK. Do I look dumb?
Um, yeah, that wasn't very creative.

You're lucky I'm sterile.
A super mutant after a critical hit in the groin.

Want a donut? Come and get it.
Bounty hunter.
 
Unless the OP works for Bethesda or otherwise happens to know they are taking notes here, maybe this belong in General Fallout rather than Fallout 3.
 
"You call that a handgun? Nah *laughs* this is a handgun *brandishes his .44 magnum" for when u wield the .44 and opponent wields a smaller calliber handgun.

I came all the way across the wastelands to kill something and all I get is some crummy <insert> GAWDDAMNIT!

Is this the best you can do against me *points to his nicked arm or leg*? You're pathetic!
 
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