dude- still into the feet?
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Listening to The Menace, the second album by Elastica, and one thing's for sure: it's nowhere as good as their debut, which is a classic.
Just let me bang, bro, just let me bang.
The inventor of the egg boiler probably laughs his ass off every single day of his life.
@TorontoReign Hi. I would like to be a masturbator to NMA The Order forum. Can I? I would like to put some more of me into tO. Thanks!
Was queueing and thinking how cool it would be to talk "professionaly" about the corona virus on the phone. "This strain mutates too fast."
There are these kids who like sucking their mother's teats a bit too much and a bit too long. Or maybe it's the mother?
So I can't listen to Gary Glitter's Rock & Roll 'coz he molested kids? That's like saying I can't hate jews 'coz Hitler did so as well.
My ex just called. She's infected. Hehehehehe. That's what you get when you suck muslim cock, bitch.
The flu kills between 290,000 to 650,000 people per year. No one gives a fuck. Then 4000 people die from a new virus and everyone goes mad.
My 6 weeks of day therapy at the asylum are over. They asked me if there was anything else they could do for me. I asked for 2 more weeks.
I wonder who's buying all those Birds of Prey Funko Pops.
I had a nap this afternoon and I dreamt that everyone wanted to suck my dick. So not just hot 18-year-olds, but also their dads and the Pope
A new hawt woman arrived at day therapy today. My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to put my penis inside all of her orifices.
Because of the meagre box office results, theatres have been asked to change the name of 'Birds of Prey' to 'Harley Quinn'.
I wonder how Juicy Smolay is doing. Probably working at Subway by now.
Group therapy at the asylum is great. Day one and I already got my dick sucked by a bipolar chick with eating disorders. Also: free Xanax!
When you order 4 LEGO minifigs and they send you 2 LEGO and 2 LEPIN minifigs. Oh, and 1 of those LEGO minifigs has a LEPIN hairdo. Fuck.
Heavy rainfall extinguishes Australian bush fires but billions of insects drown. Russell Crowe donates $1 million to relight fires. -
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