Alec, Jebus, I'm sorry, but...

[Ratty Sr.]

There is no easy way to say this, so I will get straight to the point - Belgium doesn't exist. Your past, your memories, your whole lives are a lie, devised by the Elite Left as part of a global conspiracy to promote Liberal ideas. For more information, click here.

 

[The Commissar]

Once again Ratty states the Obvious. Much like Finland there is no such thing as Belgium. We have known this for some time, but at least now all the evidence is collected in one place and spelled out for the brainwashed masses.

 

[Wooz]

Sent that to Alec months ago. Croatian KGB agents are most likely 80 year old grannys, considering the speed news get to you, Comrade.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Sent that to Alec months ago. Croatian KGB agents are most likely 80 year old grannys, considering the speed news get to you, Comrade.

No, they were simply too busy taking over the world to be pursuing useless sensationalist rumors. Imagine their shock when they were about to stage a coup d'etat in Belgium only to find out there is no Belgium!

 

[Carib FMJ]

Damn, I'd hate to be you all...

 

[The Vault Dweller]

I knew it had something to do with Euro-Disney! Finally a way to connect them! Since Disney owns almost all of the world's media this only makes more sense.

Amazingly the link to the Cascadia website is not only very big, but expertly detailed...to the point where it makes me wonder how they got all the real links to serious websites...

Damn them,
The Vault Dweller

 

[alec]

As Wooz already pointed out: this is old, Ratty. But it is correct. Why else do you think my location reads 'Palookaville'?

-- Alec, feeling somewhat Heimatloss

 

[Jebus]

You're too late.


We're everywhere already.

There is no escape anymore. We've infiltrated the minds of every citizen of the world, montitoring their every step.

YOU'RE TOO LATE! THE WORLD IS OURS!

BEND DOWN, CHINESE! BEND DOWN, AMERICANS! BEND DOWN, GERMANS! BEND DOWN, INDIANS! BEND DOWN, PEOPLE OF ALL NATIONS!

LET THE BELGIAN REIGN OF TERROR BEGIN!!


*unzips pants*

 

[Sander]

It has long been held up as a shining example of Liberal philosophies in action.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Ratty Sr.]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do I smell Dutch-Belgian rivalry? Flame war, flame war!

 

[Member of Khans]

That reminds me of "Bielefeld gibt es nicht" (Bielefeld does not exist).

No... i dont expect you to understand this

 

[welsh]

Wait are you saying Belgium is a creature of Euro-Disney. I always thought it was Legoland.

 

[Sander]

Legoland=Denmark.

 

[welsh]

Yes, but don't they have a Belgium in Legoland?

How can Belgium not exist. Heineken?

I am so confused (but that's what you get for staying up over 36 hours).

 

[Sander]

Heineken is Dutch (sadly), and I don't they think they have a Belgium in legoland, nor the other way around.

 

[SuAside]

omfg, i hope your kidding about the beer welsh...

belgium owns the biggest f**king beer producing company in the world, amongst it are the best beers in the world as well

and YOU DARE to mention Heineken ? you son of a silly person!

 

[Sander]

Actually, Belgium doesn't own any beer company. But Interbrew IS Belgian, and has a lot better beers than Heineken (which is the second biggest in the world). Heineken sucks.

 

[SuAside]

you little nitpick

btw: belgium does exist, although mostly on paper...

ow yeah, did i mention i'm a freemason?

hooray for conspiracy theories!

 

[The Vault Dweller]

you little nitpick

btw: belgium does exist, although mostly on paper...

ow yeah, did i mention i'm a freemason?

hooray for conspiracy theories!

Seriously though I have seen many people with th Freemason symbol attached to their car in the form of a metal medallion...I think its possible they do exist...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

 

[welsh]

THere are no freemasons. They just think they are free masons. It's all a plot of the Illuminati.