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megagames.com said:
RC3, the development studio behind Joustin’ Beaver Android game, has filed a preemptive lawsuit against Justin Bieber, disputing a cease-and-desist letter issued by the pop singer’s attorneys.

In the cease-and-desist letter, Justin Bieber lawyers claim that the game infringes on his trademarks and publicity rights. On the other hand, RC3 affirms that the game is a parody that is protected under the first amendment.
In the lawsuit, RC3 admitted that the game was inspired by Bieber’s life. “In an effort to comment upon the Defendant's life, the Plaintiff, RC3 developed the aforementioned App entitled Joustin' Beaver,” the lawsuit filing reads. “The App, a video game, is a parody of the commercial success of the Defendant and any celebrity. The parody app portrays a beaver floating on a log down a river. The beaver presents with bangs, a lance, and a purple sweater. The beaver knocks 'Phot-Hogs' that are attempting to take his photograph into the river with his lance. The beaver also signs 'Otter-graphs.' The beaver also must dodge the 'whirlpool of success,' which will lead beaver out of control, while navigating the river.”
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:rofl: I'm gonna give this game a shot!
 
I never understood the hatred towards the child. Now, I'm not against any game parodying him, (if I was, I would be disgusted at Southpark, which I don't mind) yet all the hatred against him always seemed unjustified. Sure; he makes pop songs which aren't very good, he looks way too weedy to attract so many girls, and sure he's annoying, but there are a lot of musicians like that.
 
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Well said.
What I really don't figure is people who spend (read: waste) their time on various social networks and sites, such as YouTube, criticizing, reviewing, calling him a girl, "disliking" the videos, "Dislike bar is the size of JB's cock" etc. I see this game as nothing more but a continuation of such immaturity.
Really, I don't get those people. Don't they have something better to do with their time?
What's the point of it?
 
They seem to be under the impression that Pop Singers are anything else than a passing fad that no one will even care about next year. Or maybe they think Bieber is different and he will last more than his older kind?

Also there was that story about a girl in Mexico that sold her virginity for a ticket for the Bieber concert, then after going through the "transacton" she discovered the guy that uhmmm made the trade gave her a fake ticket. But that is more the girl being stupid than anything.
 
Walpknut said:
Also there was that story about a girl in Mexico that sold her virginity for a ticket for the Bieber concert, then after going through the "transacton" she discovered the guy that uhmmm made the trade gave her a fake ticket. But that is more the girl being stupid than anything.
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:roll:

And that's the generation that is going to save the planet. :lol:
 
Joelzania said:
I never understood the hatred towards the child. Now, I'm not against any game parodying him, (if I was, I would be disgusted at Southpark, which I don't mind) yet all the hatred against him always seemed unjustified. Sure; he makes pop songs which aren't very good, he looks way too weedy to attract so many girls, and sure he's annoying, but there are a lot of musicians like that.
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I only dislike him because of his maturity
But that's just me
 
Joelzania said:
I never understood the hatred towards the child. Now, I'm not against any game parodying him, (if I was, I would be disgusted at Southpark, which I don't mind) yet all the hatred against him always seemed unjustified. Sure; he makes pop songs which aren't very good, he looks way too weedy to attract so many girls, and sure he's annoying, but there are a lot of musicians like that.
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I absolutely get what you're saying, he's just a kid. For the record, I don't spend much if any time bashing him on the internet, this is as close as I get. For me he represents everything that's wrong with the music industry; his music is mediocre, banal and just there to draw in the unjustifiable amount of babysitting money being passed around the suburbs. You're absolutely right though, there are a lot of so called artists like that, but he makes for such a perfect figurehead for soulless pop music. If I may quote Bill... *ahem*

Bill Hicks said:
Fuck that! I want my rockstars dead! I want 'em to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go, "I hope you enjoyed the show. Bang!" Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart!... I am available for children's parties, by the way.
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Further to that I do harbour some resentment towards him getting tattoos at such an early age. I think it's a little irresponsible, considering his young, impressionable fans. How many girls are going to go out and get really cheesy tattoos from backyard butchers and regret it later? It's more commonplace than you think. Ah well, that's what big black kois and dragons are for: coverups. More business for me later on when they wise up, I suppose.

Swings and roundabouts.
 
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