An E-mail sent to me from my psycho Aunt

Maphusio

Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
A MESSAGE FROM THE GHOST OF GEN. GEORGE PATTON

ATTENTION!

OK you whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars.

(Picture of people jumping out of WTC)

See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass -- and LISTEN UP!!

THIS is not "torture" or an "atrocity". This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers.

(Picture of allied soldiers forcing Iraqis to do some very awful stuff)

A little fun at someone else's expense. Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad.

Got that Kennedy?
THIS IS an atrocity!

(WTC terrorist attacks)

So Was This!!!

(Beheadings of people)

WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET?

Islam a peaceful religion??? Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting as we speak to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can.
Some of them are here among us now. They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise.
They don't give a shit how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause.

They want you dead, and think it is God's will for them to do it. And you think Bush and Ashcroft are your worst enemies?

Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, then they'll like us... and if you agree? Then you are a dumb ass!
If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax -- you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance.
Stop bitchin' about your Damn Health Care, Social Security, Gas prices, and your measly 5.25% unemployment rate...and start worrying about you, your family's, and your friends' asses.
How many more Americans must be beheaded before you stop blaming Bush for all your troubles -- and grow some balls for a change.
You've fallen asleep AGAIN, maggots! And you may not get another chance!

NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS and pass this on to any and every person you give-a-damn about... if you ever gave a damn about anything.

DISMISSED!

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This is why my mother’s sister is a nut job. lmfao She did not write it but she sends (non-christian-libral-jerks) these E-mails to have us turn our sinful ways and do what is "right"

Why do I have so much of this kind of crap to deal with? Anyone know? Not just my aunt but as much as I hate to say it conservatives right wing people tell me stuff like this all the time at my old work. They just don’t understand I think differently and let me be.

Is it that people who think along the same lines as I are doing something to threaten them? Did we do something wrong at the dinner table?
 
Holy crap. That doesn't even appeal to a person's patriotism... All it does is TRY and make a person feel like he has to grow a pair or the older kids will laugh at him.

Pathetic.
 
Collective Cliche'

Collective Cliche'



Just because there ARE people out to get - us - , doesn't deliver - us - from one's mass paranoia.

Who THOSE people ARE, as opposed to which genus species one diagnoses as " - us - ",
well, that's how one exercises the option, the opportunity or the burden, of "free will".



4too
 
Fucking liberals are bound to tell everyone what they think is right and expect it to go unchallenged, and when it is they just fight out of it anyhow

They keep telling you becuase they dont have the brain power to think of other situations or solutions to problems, they just expect that their knowledge of a situation is final and all-encompassing.

This E-mail is complete crap and uses pure ignorance and stands from a fanatic viewpoint. The basis of this is easy enough becuase in the general public eye Arabs are Poor and Not-White. This makes them trash automatically just becuase of the natural bias of any liberal POS.

This very letter is proving itself, and increases the very things in which it aims to stop, The "Arab Threat"

Just imagine an Arab person reading this letter, there assumption now is that it is common for Americans to hate Arabs with such a wild fanaticism (is this even a word? i dont know...)

In turn, the letter could be re-wrote in exactly the same way advertising Arab hate to American people, such an idiotic and thoughtless way to potentially solve a problem. I imagine the people that go along with this are those who, in High School, merely made clicks and pointed fingers at all the people they didnt really know and didnt really respect as human beings, no matter any priniciple of their character that may or may not be evident.

Solution, let the liberals live/talk to all the other liberals, they can stand around and stroke each other's dicks untill we can find a way to just kill them all.
 
Uuuuh, this lady isn't Liberal. She's the exact opposite and is clearly quite disgusted at any liberal who would try to propose a peacful solution to these things.
 
Feel free to send your aunt this:



Not every 'liberal' hates America, not everyone is a 'whining bleeding-heart' or whatever the hell she might call it. Tell her what the hell SHE is doing for her country, beyond sitting there sending an email? Does an email make her patriotic? Does her hatred for all things different make her embrace the solemn words of the Constitution? Does her disregard for those who fight to protect the 'heart' of America mean "the terrorists have already won?"

Duty, HONOR, Country. Have her examine that big second word there, as too damn few people understand what it actually means. Honour is not castigating everyone who is different, difference and tolerance are what made America. Honour is not treating people like animals, even our enemies. We pride ourselves on America's freedom, and such an email screams for us to cast all that aside, wrap ourselves up in moral certainty, and give in to that sickening temptation to be like thieves, and steal away freedom out of fear. I for one am not afraid; I am damn proud of what America does right, and not blind to her faults. America has, must always have, honour. We have lost what makes us a great nation otherwise.

Words from another, happier time. Words which once spoke brightly of the dignity of the American soldier, and why such atrocities committed both here and abroad should be denounced and repulsed with all of our might. General MacArthur says it far better than I:



General Westmoreland, General Grove, distinguished guests, and gentlemen of the Corps!

As I was leaving the hotel this morning, a doorman asked me, "Where are you bound for, General?" And when I replied, "West Point," he remarked, "Beautiful place. Have you ever been there before?"

No human being could fail to be deeply moved by such a tribute as this [Thayer Award]. Coming from a profession I have served so long, and a people I have loved so well, it fills me with an emotion I cannot express. But this award is not intended primarily to honor a personality, but to symbolize a great moral code -- the code of conduct and chivalry of those who guard this beloved land of culture and ancient descent. That is the animation of this medallion. For all eyes and for all time, it is an expression of the ethics of the American soldier. That I should be integrated in this way with so noble an ideal arouses a sense of pride and yet of humility which will be with me always: Duty, Honor, Country.

Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be. They are your rallying points: to build courage when courage seems to fail; to regain faith when there seems to be little cause for faith; to create hope when hope becomes forlorn.

Unhappily, I possess neither that eloquence of diction, that poetry of imagination, nor that brilliance of metaphor to tell you all that they mean. The unbelievers will say they are but words, but a slogan, but a flamboyant phrase. Every pedant, every demagogue, every cynic, every hypocrite, every troublemaker, and I am sorry to say, some others of an entirely different character, will try to downgrade them even to the extent of mockery and ridicule.

But these are some of the things they do. They build your basic character. They mold you for your future roles as the custodians of the nation's defense. They make you strong enough to know when you are weak, and brave enough to face yourself when you are afraid. They teach you to be proud and unbending in honest failure, but humble and gentle in success; not to substitute words for actions, not to seek the path of comfort, but to face the stress and spur of difficulty and challenge; to learn to stand up in the storm but to have compassion on those who fall; to master yourself before you seek to master others; to have a heart that is clean, a goal that is high; to learn to laugh, yet never forget how to weep; to reach into the future yet never neglect the past; to be serious yet never to take yourself too seriously; to be modest so that you will remember the simplicity of true greatness, the open mind of true wisdom, the meekness of true strength. They give you a temper of the will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions, a freshness of the deep springs of life, a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity, of an appetite for adventure over love of ease. They create in your heart the sense of wonder, the unfailing hope of what next, and the joy and inspiration of life. They teach you in this way to be an officer and a gentleman.

And what sort of soldiers are those you are to lead? Are they reliable? Are they brave? Are they capable of victory? Their story is known to all of you. It is the story of the American man-at-arms. My estimate of him was formed on the battlefield many, many years ago, and has never changed. I regarded him then as I regard him now -- as one of the world's noblest figures, not only as one of the finest military characters, but also as one of the most stainless. His name and fame are the birthright of every American citizen. In his youth and strength, his love and loyalty, he gave all that mortality can give.

He needs no eulogy from me or from any other man. He has written his own history and written it in red on his enemy's breast. But when I think of his patience under adversity, of his courage under fire, and of his modesty in victory, I am filled with an emotion of admiration I cannot put into words. He belongs to history as furnishing one of the greatest examples of successful patriotism. He belongs to posterity as the instructor of future generations in the principles of liberty and freedom. He belongs to the present, to us, by his virtues and by his achievements. In 20 campaigns, on a hundred battlefields, around a thousand campfires, I have witnessed that enduring fortitude, that patriotic self-abnegation, and that invincible determination which have carved his statue in the hearts of his people. From one end of the world to the other he has drained deep the chalice of courage.

As I listened to those songs [of the glee club], in memory's eye I could see those staggering columns of the First World War, bending under soggy packs, on many a weary march from dripping dusk to drizzling dawn, slogging ankle-deep through the mire of shell-shocked roads, to form grimly for the attack, blue-lipped, covered with sludge and mud, chilled by the wind and rain, driving home to their objective, and for many, to the judgment seat of God.

I do not know the dignity of their birth, but I do know the glory of their death.

They died unquestioning, uncomplaining, with faith in their hearts, and on their lips the hope that we would go on to victory.

Always, for them: Duty, Honor, Country; always their blood and sweat and tears, as we sought the way and the light and the truth.

And 20 years after, on the other side of the globe, again the filth of murky foxholes, the stench of ghostly trenches, the slime of dripping dugouts; those boiling suns of relentless heat, those torrential rains of devastating storms; the loneliness and utter desolation of jungle trails; the bitterness of long separation from those they loved and cherished; the deadly pestilence of tropical disease; the horror of stricken areas of war; their resolute and determined defense, their swift and sure attack, their indomitable purpose, their complete and decisive victory -- always victory. Always through the bloody haze of their last reverberating shot, the vision of gaunt, ghastly men reverently following your password of: Duty, Honor, Country.

The code which those words perpetuate embraces the highest moral laws and will stand the test of any ethics or philosophies ever promulgated for the uplift of mankind. Its requirements are for the things that are right, and its restraints are from the things that are wrong.

The soldier, above all other men, is required to practice the greatest act of religious training -- sacrifice.

In battle and in the face of danger and death, he discloses those divine attributes which his Maker gave when he created man in his own image. No physical courage and no brute instinct can take the place of the Divine help which alone can sustain him.

However horrible the incidents of war may be, the soldier who is called upon to offer and to give his life for his country is the noblest development of mankind.

You now face a new world -- a world of change. The thrust into outer space of the satellite, spheres, and missiles mark the beginning of another epoch in the long story of mankind. In the five or more billions of years the scientists tell us it has taken to form the earth, in the three or more billion years of development of the human race, there has never been a more abrupt or staggering evolution. We deal now not with things of this world alone, but with the illimitable distances and as yet unfathomed mysteries of the universe. We are reaching out for a new and boundless frontier.

We speak in strange terms: of harnessing the cosmic energy; of making winds and tides work for us; of creating unheard synthetic materials to supplement or even replace our old standard basics; to purify sea water for our drink; of mining ocean floors for new fields of wealth and food; of disease preventatives to expand life into the hundreds of years; of controlling the weather for a more equitable distribution of heat and cold, of rain and shine; of space ships to the moon; of the primary target in war, no longer limited to the armed forces of an enemy, but instead to include his civil populations; of ultimate conflict between a united human race and the sinister forces of some other planetary galaxy; of such dreams and fantasies as to make life the most exciting of all time.

And through all this welter of change and development, your mission remains fixed, determined, inviolable: it is to win our wars.

Everything else in your professional career is but corollary to this vital dedication. All other public purposes, all other public projects, all other public needs, great or small, will find others for their accomplishment. But you are the ones who are trained to fight. Yours is the profession of arms, the will to win, the sure knowledge that in war there is no substitute for victory; that if you lose, the nation will be destroyed; that the very obsession of your public service must be: Duty, Honor, Country.

Others will debate the controversial issues, national and international, which divide men's minds; but serene, calm, aloof, you stand as the Nation's war-guardian, as its lifeguard from the raging tides of international conflict, as its gladiator in the arena of battle. For a century and a half you have defended, guarded, and protected its hallowed traditions of liberty and freedom, of right and justice.

Let civilian voices argue the merits or demerits of our processes of government; whether our strength is being sapped by deficit financing, indulged in too long, by federal paternalism grown too mighty, by power groups grown too arrogant, by politics grown too corrupt, by crime grown too rampant, by morals grown too low, by taxes grown too high, by extremists grown too violent; whether our personal liberties are as thorough and complete as they should be. These great national problems are not for your professional participation or military solution. Your guidepost stands out like a ten-fold beacon in the night: Duty, Honor, Country.

You are the leaven which binds together the entire fabric of our national system of defense. From your ranks come the great captains who hold the nation's destiny in their hands the moment the war tocsin sounds. The Long Gray Line has never failed us. Were you to do so, a million ghosts in olive drab, in brown khaki, in blue and gray, would rise from their white crosses thundering those magic words: Duty, Honor, Country.

This does not mean that you are war mongers.

On the contrary, the soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.

But always in our ears ring the ominous words of Plato, that wisest of all philosophers: "Only the dead have seen the end of war."

The shadows are lengthening for me. The twilight is here. My days of old have vanished, tone and tint. They have gone glimmering through the dreams of things that were. Their memory is one of wondrous beauty, watered by tears, and coaxed and caressed by the smiles of yesterday. I listen vainly, but with thirsty ears, for the witching melody of faint bugles blowing reveille, of far drums beating the long roll. In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, mournful mutter of the battlefield.

But in the evening of my memory, always I come back to West Point.

Always there echoes and re-echoes: Duty, Honor, Country.

Today marks my final roll call with you, but I want you to know that when I cross the river my last conscious thoughts will be of The Corps, and The Corps, and The Corps.

I bid you farewell.
 
MethidParadox said:
Fucking liberals are bound to tell everyone what they think is right and expect it to go unchallenged, and when it is they just fight out of it anyhow

They keep telling you becuase they dont have the brain power to think of other situations or solutions to problems, they just expect that their knowledge of a situation is final and all-encompassing.

This E-mail is complete crap and uses pure ignorance and stands from a fanatic viewpoint. The basis of this is easy enough becuase in the general public eye Arabs are Poor and Not-White. This makes them trash automatically just becuase of the natural bias of any liberal POS.

This very letter is proving itself, and increases the very things in which it aims to stop, The "Arab Threat"

Just imagine an Arab person reading this letter, there assumption now is that it is common for Americans to hate Arabs with such a wild fanaticism (is this even a word? i dont know...)

In turn, the letter could be re-wrote in exactly the same way advertising Arab hate to American people, such an idiotic and thoughtless way to potentially solve a problem. I imagine the people that go along with this are those who, in High School, merely made clicks and pointed fingers at all the people they didnt really know and didnt really respect as human beings, no matter any priniciple of their character that may or may not be evident.

Solution, let the liberals live/talk to all the other liberals, they can stand around and stroke each other's dicks untill we can find a way to just kill them all.

You... you should not drink, when you go out posting. lol that or wear your glasses when reading.
 
This lady is the a blackhead on the arse of humanity. I HATE people like her. Fucking nutjobs taking everything FOX tells them; some ignorant, bigoted lies; fundamentalist religious dogma and a couple of their own delusions, putting the lot in a blender, switching it on, and viola'! their very own opinion. Someone should take the facts, slip them into a Bible, and beat her round the head with it.

Alternatively, shut her in a locked house with 3 burly muslims (arab), a hindu (indian), a jew, a buddhist and a couple of chinese and africans, and give everyone but her a set of brass knuckles. Multiculteralism 101, bitch.

But don't kill her, no, you can have much more fun being inventive.




Does FOX ever report the truth, you know, by accident?
 
ferdinand said:
Alternatively, shut her in a locked house with 3 burly muslims (arab), a hindu (indian), a jew, a buddhist and a couple of chinese and africans, and give everyone but her a set of brass knuckles. Multiculteralism 101, bitch.

Because that way you'd prove her right, which would be, eh, good?
 
ferdinand said:
Does FOX ever report the truth, you know, by accident?
Heck yes just the other day they had a story about this cat that ran across country to find its home. Now THAT’S... probably just nationalism, really. *shifty eyes*
 
Per said:
Because that way you'd prove her right, which would be, eh, good?

No, just allow them to beat her whenever she offends them or spouts crap. Let her start every fight. Open-mindedness and acceptance by way of the fist.
 
ferdinand said:
Per said:
Because that way you'd prove her right, which would be, eh, good?

No, just allow them to beat her whenever she offends them or spouts crap. Let her start every fight. Open-mindedness and acceptance by way of the fist.

I think you've misinterpted the meaning of "open-mindedness"...

Yeah. :?
 
Maphusio said:
MethidParadox said:
Fucking liberals are bound to tell everyone what they think is right and expect it to go unchallenged, and when it is they just fight out of it anyhow

They keep telling you becuase they dont have the brain power to think of other situations or solutions to problems, they just expect that their knowledge of a situation is final and all-encompassing.

This E-mail is complete crap and uses pure ignorance and stands from a fanatic viewpoint. The basis of this is easy enough becuase in the general public eye Arabs are Poor and Not-White. This makes them trash automatically just becuase of the natural bias of any liberal POS.

This very letter is proving itself, and increases the very things in which it aims to stop, The "Arab Threat"

Just imagine an Arab person reading this letter, there assumption now is that it is common for Americans to hate Arabs with such a wild fanaticism (is this even a word? i dont know...)

In turn, the letter could be re-wrote in exactly the same way advertising Arab hate to American people, such an idiotic and thoughtless way to potentially solve a problem. I imagine the people that go along with this are those who, in High School, merely made clicks and pointed fingers at all the people they didnt really know and didnt really respect as human beings, no matter any priniciple of their character that may or may not be evident.

Solution, let the liberals live/talk to all the other liberals, they can stand around and stroke each other's dicks untill we can find a way to just kill them all.

You... you should not drink, when you go out posting. lol that or wear your glasses when reading.

whys that? do i have a lot of typos? I'm really bad with typos...
 
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