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CALENDAR OF AN ORGANIZED PSYCHOTIC
(Taken from "The A to Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers".)

August.
Day 1: Set Fire to Catholic school.
Day 2: Buy S&M Magazines and cut out all faces in the pictures
Day 3: Go Flashing in Park
Day 4: Call Mom and make her cry, threaten to kill dad.
Day 5: Masturbate all day
Day 6: Grapple with self Hatred & Attempt Suicide
Day 7: Stare at wall and Attempt to stop breathing
Day 8: Rock back and forth all day
Day 9: Drool and Hyperventilate
Day 10: Meeting with Parole Officer (Kill him)
Day 11: Steal Car. Rampage?
RAPE WEEK!
Day 12: Rape TWO prostitutes.
Day 13: Rape Teenage girl & GET CAUGHT
Day 14: Get raped in Jail by Sadist guards
Day 15: Escape Jail & Rape Ex-wife
Day 16: Participate in Gang-rape of a bag lady
Day 17: Rape Young Filipino Boy
Day 18: And on the 7th day he rested
RAPE WEEK OVER
Day 19: Go to clinic for aids test, write president, predict his death
Day 20: Terrorize Laundromats, scratch butt in public
Day 21: Panhandle all day then rob 7-11 with Toy gun
Day 22: Aids test results, cross fingers & kill animal for luck
Day 23: If have aids, commit suicide, if not, celebrate at gay bar
Day 24: Slash throats of THREE drunks in an alley
Day 25: Attempt suicide again, go to hospital
Day 26: Steal drugs from hospital - Take them ALL, vomit on nurse
Day 27: Buy High-powered rifle, mutilate left arm with pocketknife
Day 28: Take pot shots at cars on freeway
Day 29: Create the name "Psycho Addict" on a Fallout messageboard
Day 30: Torture Neighborhood cats with cattle prod
Day 31: Drink virgins blood to purify body, Hijack plane to Galapagos Islands

I got bored and changed one, See if you can figure it out. (Duh.)

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"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things..
The glass is always half empty....and cracked..
And I just cut my lip on it... and chipped a tooth.."
 
I like your little touch there! now as for raping a philipino boy...

-Silencer

"Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die."
 
Ack >.< I should've thought about that one before I threw my name in.

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"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things..
The glass is always half empty....and cracked..
And I just cut my lip on it... and chipped a tooth.."
 
alright, not only is this tasteless, its also not funny. double shame.
 
You're just freakin crazy... but thats probably what you want to hear...



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Hmmm... I can relate to a lot of those, and some are pretty clever, except days 12-18 ruined the humor for me. There is no general thing in the world that I hate more than rapists. I would kill a rapist with no remorse about it, and that says a lot, seeing that it's coming from one of the most pacifistic people you'll never know.

Excuse my lack of insanity in this post, I'm having an incredibly fucking hard time keeping my apathy (apathy is the most wonderful thing in the world, it's been my best friend for many years) alive and kickin' tonight... and I'm dead if I don't.

- Hell Patrol -
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>Hmmm... I can relate to a
>lot of those, and some
>are pretty clever, except days
>12-18 ruined the humor for
>me. There is no general
>thing in the world that
>I hate more than rapists.
>I would kill a rapist
>with no remorse about it,
>and that says a lot,
>seeing that it's coming from
>one of the most pacifistic
>people you'll never know.
>
>Excuse my lack of insanity in
>this post, I'm having an
>incredibly fucking hard time keeping
>my apathy (apathy is the
>most wonderful thing in the
>world, it's been my best
>friend for many years) alive
>and kickin' tonight... and I'm
>dead if I don't.


I agree with you, mate.

My love and many others have been hurt by rapists....
 
Actually I'm a pretty apathetic person who doesn't give a fuck what people think about him, But if you want to believe that go right ahead. ;-)

I posted it for one reason, So that people with my sense of humor would have a nice laugh. Sorry if anyone took offense, but the title pretty much covered that, or so I thought.

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"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things..
The glass is always half empty....and cracked..
And I just cut my lip on it... and chipped a tooth.."
 
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I think the humor derived from raping people is sick. In this context I can make an exception, but otherwise it is as sick and twisted as me (!). I agree with you, hell patrol. I could kill any rapist and *have lunch on him* without the slightest bit of remorse.

-Silencer
 
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So you have also seen www.goatse.cx? (don't click)
I don't understand what your message title has to do with the text though.

"Blessed are those who break the rules."
 
Jumping on the bandwagon...

Great list, but RAPE WEEK? What type of website was this that you got this off of? And what do you mean that the GUARDS were the sadists? I mean, I'm not exactly "status quo" normal, but it's not like I spend my time staring at a computer hoping to fight off lonliness...

All in good humor- HappySuitcase Man
 
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