Anyone seen this?

Got posted on /b/ a while ago.

Apparently, Snape sacrifices himself to save Harry.

I hoped Harry would take Voldemort's place after killing him, but I guess Rowling lacks the proverbial balls to do this.
 
Mikael Grizzly said:
Got posted on /b/ a while ago.

Apparently, Snape sacrifices himself to save Harry.

I hoped Harry would take Voldemort's place after killing him, but I guess Rowling lacks the proverbial balls to do this.
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I hoped that Voldemort and Snape would kill Harry, Hermiona and that third guy.
 
I hoped that Harry would become a servant of Voldemort and kill all his friends and classmates and at the very end he kills Voldemort and takes all the power for himself.
 
I was just hoping that somebody'd finally slip that Hermione bitch the jimmy.

Come on, that's all.

What? You were thinking it too.
 
It would be nice if Voldemort would capture them and then he would mind control Harry Potter and told him to assrape Hermione while Ron Would watch with all his limbs cut off.
 
I just read the supposed leak, it's bullshit. Pretty easy to see through. Even easier than Rowling's plots, ZING

Apparently some religious nutballs broke into Bloomsbury publishing and stole a "digital copy" of the book, and then posted it online to "lead people away from the heathen Potter book by making it pointless to read it"?

Ummmmm, right. Do they even know HOW to use computers? Shitty troll try harder next time.

Hilarious to see how many teenagers are pissing themselves over it though. Probably writing emo livejournal entries about it too.

Dear fello travalurs in this lief of eternul pain i haet hakkers they shuld die like i die insdide evry pasing day :cry:

Nevermind, those guys really are true patriots.
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Sorrow said:
It would be nice if Voldemort would capture them and then he would mind control Harry Potter and told him to assrape Hermione while Ron Would watch with all his limbs cut off.
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See, that's the kind of shit I could get behind. hohoho The dream lives on, comrade.
 
Snape kills Dumbeldore. (Evil)
Snape saves Harry Potter. (Noble)

= DOES NOT COMPUTE

... SYSTEM OVERLOAD
... DISK READ ERROR
... OPERATING SYSTEM NULL
... INSERT SYSTEM DISK
... PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
 
i'm not interested unless Harry Potter explodes and creates an apocalyptic wasteland.
 
Harry and Ron stumble off across the wastes. When they engage a huge scorpion, Ron pulls out his semi-automatic wand and "accidentally" sprays Harry in the back.
 
Per said:
Harry and Ron stumble off across the wastes. When they engage a huge scorpion, Ron pulls out his semi-automatic wand and "accidentally" sprays Harry in the back.
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This situation should probably be underlined with some sort of random combat taunt coming from Ron, y'know, English humour.

Like "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!".
 
Plasma-pip said:
I hoped that Harry would become a servant of Voldemort and kill all his friends and classmates and at the very end he kills Voldemort and takes all the power for himself.
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maniac psychotic bit ? but the hell,he coud do the same and i woudnt care.
 
Per said:
Harry and Ron stumble off across the wastes. When they engage a huge scorpion, Ron pulls out his semi-automatic wand and "accidentally" sprays Harry in the back.
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Easter egg!!!



Harry is going to die killing Voldemort.

"None can live while the other survives."
 
I actually enjoyed some of the books, though they are pretty childish (does this syllogism make me childish? As a matter of fact, I think I am.) and it took me about two-three afternoons to read each book. Meh, who cares anyway.
 
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