Belgian candidate offers voters blowjobs

[Hellion]

http://www.nowpublic.com/40k_blowjobs_candidate_offers_voters_perks_in_belgium

40k blowjobs: Candidate offers voters perks in Belgium


Sex sells. Whether it's news or politics -you can't deny it. Belgium just decided to step it up a notch: 40,000 blowjobs for those that sign up.

The NEE party's candidate Tania Derveaux started off with mocking the unrealistic claims politicians are known to make. How so? After several parties promised new job opportunities NEE responded with a campaign where Tania posted naked and promised voters 400,000 new jobs.

It's almost election time in Belgium and NEE (Dutch for "No") is an actual party, their focus is to bring attention to the idiocracy of politicians and political parties' outlandish claims.

And, in Tania's own words:

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

"Fill out the Blowjob Request Form", "Read the Fellatio Terms of Use"...Bureaucracy never sounded more pleasant!

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm 8)

 

[Wooz]

I have a sore throat

Heh. How many blowjobs, did you say?

 

[Sander]

...
You've *got* to be kidding me. Two friends of mine devised that joke for their cabaret act a year ago.

 

[remake]

Think about the STD's man! IIIEEEEWWWW!

 

[alec]

You've *got* to be kidding me.

We, Belgistanians, never kid about sex. Or genocide.

Check out Tania Derveaux, by the way:

 

[Maccaweeny]

Woah i've never seen anything near that number done in pr0n.

She must be a very talented woman....

 

[10mmCurator]

She's hot but I aint putting my dick in a mouth that already sucked god knows how many dicks

 

[VirtualAlex]

I would.

 

[SuAside]

how many forums, channels etc report this, yet fail to grasp the concept...

she's attacking the fact that politicians make outragious claims, yet don't bother to even try to keep them. hence, she does the same. do you actually think she'll be giving 40k blowjobs? yeah, right... it's all fake, gentlemen, so please keep your dicks in your pants...

anyhow, she's part of a small protest party & if they're elected, they won't even take their seat in the assembly.

 

[Maccaweeny]

do you actually think she'll be giving 40k blowjobs? yeah, right... it's all fake, gentlemen, so please keep your dicks in your pants...

Like totally wrecked my day

 

[Vault 69er]

how many forums, channels etc report this, yet fail to grasp the concept...

she's attacking the fact that politicians make outragious claims, yet don't bother to even try to keep them. hence, she does the same. do you actually think she'll be giving 40k blowjobs? yeah, right... it's all fake, gentlemen, so please keep your dicks in your pants...

anyhow, she's part of a small protest party & if they're elected, they won't even take their seat in the assembly.

You lie! WHY MUST YOU LIE???

 

[Jay-F]

Thats great! You just saved my day! I hope this works xD

 

[Lukus]

You know, I invented the text-cock smiley many years ago typed out exactly like that in a conversation with Azure Stone. I demand royalties.

 

[Zaron]

Well, it's better than having them politicians blabbering 24/7...

...since there will be no more time for them to talk.

 

[Mikey]

Let's just keep this to this one "politician", okay? Since most are either men or Margaret Thatcher.

 

[Zaron]

... or Margaret Thatcher.

I'd hit it.

 

[boer_kameel]

Let's just keep this to this one "politician", okay? Since most are either men or Margaret Thatcher.

Although, as posted above, this is a stunt to promote political awareness - there actually are sexy female politicians.

Some examples of Belgian top politicians, quite a bit more sexy than Thatcher (but I guess that's like one of those stupid British rules, like: Wear a wig if you want to have a job in court, be ugly to become a politician ):


Freya van den Bossche, minister of Budget and Consumer Matters:
http://www.humo.be/cps/rde/xchg/humo/hs.xsl/DezeWeek_index_4079.html

Inge Vervotte, minister of well-being, public health and family
http://www.ingevervotte.be/over_inge/fotogalerij/


This is an action ruining in my city, yet I was unaware - this party is rather unknown. We get these kind of parties often, as we have some rather extremist right-winged party making a fool of itself, and surprisingly convincing many people that it's foolish statements hold some kind of truth (ok, to be more precise, their sometimes partial true statements with foolish solutions).

In my native language (Flemish, almost identical to The Netherland's Dutch) the action never mentions blowjobs... I guess because they would only reach the English speaking by that (although that are many, especially when using that word ^_^)?

 

[Stag]

"But how many blowjobs can congress give in a fiscal year?" "Yeah, and how much are these blowjobs worth?" "Right, right..."

 

[Smoke_Jaguar]

Smart women are sometimes really pretty, but women with high grades (regardless of smarts) always fall short for beauty. That's why they are the easiest and earnest ones to fuck. It's like voting, you feel like you are doing something important, but it doesn't matter anyway

Anyway when I first read the topic I had the impression that it has something to do with 40k fans and blowjobs. This is damn near impossible for the ones I've met so far.

Nice job, Tania.

 

[Plasma-pip]

If you consider one minute a blowjob, then you must be really pathetic. (Hehe, my first post here, and I'm already into the persona my character is. :p)