damn you microsoft!

[PCE]el_Prez

Vault Fossil
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-02 AT 06:28AM (GMT)[p]hey guys i got this weird problem so i was hopin for a little help. i got a new computer and with it comes microsoft XP and the latest addition of internet explorer. Somethings jacked here though. when i connect to the internet (i have cable), explorer wont let me go to certain links. it says it cannot find the page. now i know that they are there cause if i type in the exact address it usually goes there. This happens alot with links and its pissing me off. For example if i want to get something from fileplanet, i go to the link that is suppose to put you in line for the download but instead it just sits there and says 'error on page' at the bottom? does anyone know what the hells goin on?
 
www.apple.com/switch N/T

[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-02 AT 12:42PM (GMT)[p]joke
Even fallout is going to Mac.
I Think thats Bill has to do with the recent apple commercial. If apple gets better he has competition and therefore he must bring back his marketing strategies.

UJ
 
RE: www.apple.com/switch N/T

Although, if you really do wanna switch to Mac you can go to www.yaromat.com and click on the "Wanna be an apple?" link. It doesn't even require any hardware changes.
 
RE: www.apple.com/switch N/T

thats ok, i think ill stick to a hetrosexual operating system for now. if anyone knows how to fix internet explorer, i'd be gratefull.
 
RE: www.apple.com/switch N/T

>[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Jul-11-02
>AT 12:42 PM (GMT)
>
>joke
>Even fallout is going to Mac.
>
>I Think thats Bill has to
>do with the recent apple
>commercial. If apple gets better
>he has competition and therefore
>he must bring back his
>marketing strategies.

The impression I get from those new Apple commercials is, "I was too stupid to use a PC so I switched to Mac." Seriously all those people in those commercials are people I wouldn't consider "technologically smart," writers, actors, etc. The one guy there who was of any technical merit was a Windows IT person must've been an amateur because anyone who's worked with Windows networks knows that Macs are the most annoying computers to have to deal with when it comes to networks. They may have solved a lot of things with OSX, but they being Unix and Windows, well, windows, they're still not best buds.

The selection of people just reminds people of what they already know about Macs: They're for non-techical people. What those commercials don't tell people is how expensive that platform is. If you thought Microsoft was a monopoly, look at Apple, who owns platform, software, and all store chains that can sell Macs. There is zero-competition when it comes to Macs, and because of that everything is usually twice the cost of its comparable value in the PC market. For instance a crappy PCI ATI card my friend needed to get for his work Mac cost him roughly $250 when the card wasn't even worth $100. Have you looked at the price of that rack-mount server Apple is offering? That damned thing doesn't even have SCSI drives and it costs $7,800. Not only that, but it runs OSX server which has a really annoying interface for managing multiple machines.

Also, why doesn't Apple compare apples and apples instead of apples and oranges when it comes to system stability? If they want to compare their OSX to old versions of Windows, yeah, I'm sure it is more stable than, say, Windows 98 (which I didn't have problems with). Need I remind them of how unstable their previous OS, OS9 was? That damned platform didn't even have protected memory! Without protected memory, programs can write anywhere in memory they want, including over the OS, which is why Apple errors usually brought down the entire OS rather than the single app like in Windows. Instead of a BSOD, you'd see at white box of death with an error number (like -1). OS9's poor memory management would lead to TONS of crashes and freezes all the time, even from simple things like saving files.

Now Windows is incredibly stable on its Win2k core as is OSX on its BSD core. Apple actually purports protected memory as some kind of brand-spanking new feature when the 286 had support for protected memory and MSDOS had a protected memory mode.

I doubt Apple will edge out of its <5% market share, let's hope it stays that way or we'll all be paying extra for shit.

-Xotor-

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Check your IE security settings. It could be something as simple as cookies are disabled.
 
RE: Proper use of an iCrap:

Haha, that's hilarious.

-Xotor-

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>i put all the security and
>shit like that down to
>low level. Ive messed
>with it up and down
>im fucking stumped

Have you tested the sites using a browser like Opera, or --God forbid-- Netscape?

If so, I'd consult the Microsoft Knowledge Base on their site... maybe you have some really weird bug related to some obscure driver that manages your joystick or something.

-Xotor-

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Two words that sum up the iMac:

FUCKING USELESS

The full description is:

FUCKING USELESS PIECES OF SHIT BUILT FOR UTTER MORONS


Did you see that so-called programmer on one commercial? If he's a programmer, he's probably "programming" some non-language or he's a paid actor.
 
RE: Two words that sum up the iMac:

Actually i think he's a windows LAN administrator, if it makes a difference.


UJ
 
RE: Two words that sum up the iMac:

>Actually i think he's a windows
>LAN administrator, if it makes
>a difference.


Figures. A Plug and Pray "Technician". In other words, when the lights on the panel stop glowing, his brain drops into neutral.
 
RE: Two words that sum up the iMac:

>Figures. A Plug and Pray
>"Technician". In other words,
>when the lights on the
>panel stop glowing, his brain
>drops into neutral.

Probably "A++" certified... in other words, if you need that certification, your experience doesn't show for itself. He obviously hasn't been around PCs and Macs long enough to know how badly they used to get along (as if it is wonderful nowadays). Any real Windows LAN manager would loathe the site of any Mac with OS9- on it being added to the network because of its awful protocols, weird characters in the filenames, data forks, resource forks... the whole deal. Maybe his formal education belonged with the likes of ITT tech...

-Xotor-

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404 not found.

-Xotor-

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