Dune re-make: Fantastic, or Flush It?

Roshambo

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I'd say, Flush It.

Anyone else tired of some of the remakes they've done of movies, where they think that if they add a crapload of special-effects and outlandish garb, it's excusable to screw around with things?

I mean, the original kind of flopped, yet it's still a wonderful movie, and has an epic feel. The Sci-Fi Channel one has the feel of...V, in comparasin.

At times it has strayed much further from the book, and to be honestly blunt, it looks like all they did was watch the first movie and then base this wad of fecal matter upon it. They think that by adding in a load of special effects and fancy camera movements, etc, and think they could actually make it seem better.

And who the hell is this guy they have playing Gurney Halleck?
Instead of conveying the strength of the character like Patrick Stewart did, Gurney now seems like some sort of fat, weak, doddering and bumbling putz.

That's not the only instance of character botching...

There's many others that have been screwed with, to the degree that they aren't the same character anymore...

Instead of an arrogant, yet still curiously strong youth, Paul now just seems to be a completely spoiled brat you'd want to punch out at a moment's notice.

The imagery of how Paul's hand was 'burning' in the Box was so much better done in the first movie. This one relied upon him actually 'seeing it', as well as the audience. The old one had it in a black void in front of the camera, suggesting that it was in his mind that he imagined it was burning, like it's supposed to have been. And they also took the mantras from the old movie and had the actors speak them aloud, instead of dub-over as if they were thinking it instead.

And besides, Lady Jessica was there throughout the whole meeting, and the REAL movie kept to the book much more faithfully. Watch the old movie, read the book, and then laugh at this steaming pile of refuse.

I'm sorry...but they've botched it up completely...this movie is a load of crap, and whomever's responsible should be dragged out into the street and shot in the head multiple times with a low-calibre pistol for disgracing this epic.

This concludes this rant of Someone Else's Dune. If I were Frank Herbert, I'd be rolling over in my grave or plan to haunt someone really badly at this.

Those that reviewed this movie and gave it good marks either haven't read the book or watched the old movie, or just go "Moo!" at special effects.
 
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Flush it!!

Man, heh heh, why didn't they just re-edit the old movie or something? Guess they just felt like re-shooting the movie, eh? And stretching it out really long...and making it feel like a sitcom and not an epic....::froths at the mouth:: Augh, I am very dissapointed...
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RE: Flush it!!

Remaking/reshooting movies sucks, as example look at the Hitchkok movies, when I saw the originals I was so thrilled, but after a while I saw the remakes (Diabolic, Psycho) - the feeling was gone, no atmosphere, all I saw was special effects and crappy actors, then I started to value the originals more then ever.
The same with L.Besson's 'Nikita', the US remake sucked so much that I couldnt watch it to the end.
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RE: Flush it!!

Yeah, same with the newer James Bond films. Just scene after scene with mindless action, with the bond theme music slapped on and some stupid, wet attempts at English humor coming from Brosnan, like it's some sort of gimmick. Look at GoldenEye. Bond and a chick are tied up, the chick says "Oh my hero mister Bond! Save us, my hero mister Bond!" while caressing his body and groaning and Brosnan says in his, also overdone and gimmicky, English accent: "I'm a little tied up."
Tomtom splash.

Tomorrow Never Dies was somewhat better, but that last one... oh my god. I've heard it's a completely American enterprise now too... ring a bell?? HEY HEY HEY JUST KIDDING
 
Thats really sad I loved Dune I'm glad I missed the stupid show.
 
Caught part of it last night. Couldn’t stand too much. Seemed like they were trying to do
“Arrakis 90210”. From what I saw it seemed to have the production values of an episode
of Doctor Who.

Re the first Dune: Say what you like about Dino De Laurentis, but you gotta admit he had
style even if his production was overambitious. Course, his Dune may have been helped
because both De Laurentis and director David Lynch had input from Frank Herbert on the
set.

The SciFi channel always seems to me to have trouble with their made for TV movies.
It’s almost like whosever in charge of that department just doesn’t quite get it.

However, some bad news. The series garnered twice the audience of any previous SciFi
program. SciFi has already committed to a sequel by Writer/Director John Harrison.

Wonder if Herbert’s son Brian, co-author of the Dune prequels (“House Atreides”,
“House Harkonnen”), is associated with this production?


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