Favourite NPC Battle Quotes

Dirk Magirk

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Whats your personal favourite line uttered by a NPC during combat? Theres lots of them, and lots of them good. I think personally I would rank "I'm going to beat you like a red-headed step child..." as one of my favourites. Whats yours?
 
Mikael Grizzly said:
CHRIS AVELLONE LOVES YOU!

Ha! Yeah thats one of my favourite ones too.

Lenny's ''And the crowd goes wild'' also had me laughing.

''We let the bad hatred out to play'' lol... loved Sulik.

''Going to reduce you to an undertakers nightmate'' hahaha... I wish they had an NPC like Cassidy in FO3... or just any memorable NPC's...
 
I remember several:

Cassidy: I wish I had a limit break. I'm gonna knock your teeth and use them as dice. I'm pound you into round ground. I'm gonna make into an undertaker's nightmare. Nothing wrong with you that a critical in the eyes won't cure.

Vic: Nobody's taking this place over!!

Sulik: we make da friend for Grampy Bone from you!

Marcus: Imagine this fist down your throat. One fist Two fist, red fist blue fist. CHRIS AVELLONE LOVES YOU! (epic).

Myron: I'm gonna rip your neck and shit down your...wait that's not right. I work harder and fight...umm, nevermind, I actually don't work that hard. We should go back to the entrance where the Kobolds are. I'd rather be a rear tactical observer. I haven't been in a fight since fifth grade. I saw De Niro do this on a movie once. Please die, please die, please die.

Goris: If there's part of you that doesn't hurt, its NEXT! Missile armed and homing (usually when he charges an enemy). I'm the one that put the death in Deathclaw.

Lenny: I'm gonna give you SUCH a pinch. And the crowd goes wild. Nobody messes with "crazy" Lenny.

Those are the ones that stand out in my memory.
 
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