George Carlin dead at 71

A sad day indeed.


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RIP.
 
Very sad day. He was fun.

So..who here thinks he goes to heaven? Not himself for sure.

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welsh said:
What a bummer- Not ever comedian makes it to the Supreme Court-

For this skit-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTyzTJTNhNk

They need to extract his sperm and artificially inciminate as many women as possible - stat!

Seriously, it's sad to see someone that grasped reality and shared it leave this world. Too bad we have to call him counter-culture, because 85% of my country still think there is an all-perfect omnipresent being in the heavens.
 
Funny guy. Kind of sad that for me he will always be that guy that would take a shot in the mouth for a ride. (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
 
What's even more sad is that he'll always be remembered to me as Mr. Conductor on Shining Time Station alongside such greats as Ringo Starr and Alec Baldwin...
 
George Carlin. You made me laugh, and had some f**king good points. Too bad the show is over..

RIP

Or maybe I should say, CMM (Cause More Mischief)
 
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What can I say to honor the man? I think it's a bit obvious... let's write down the seven dirty words :

-SHIT

-PISS

-FUCK

-CUNT

-COCKSUCKER

-MOTHERFUCKER

-TITS


A great mind has left us.
 
Well, that's how it goes with celebrities. You watch 'em a while... they get old... shooooom! They go away!

Carlin was one great man, I tell you what. I grew up watching his shows and I always thought that it was his comedy that helped me break free of my religion early on. Rest in peace, man.

Carlin on Death:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PiZSFIVFiU

Didn't see this one coming.

Rest in peace, funnyman.
Unfortunately I did. I saw him do stand up live about a year ago. He kept canceling his shows because of health problems and the show I had tickets for got pushed back four months before I finally saw him. I'm just glad I got to see him before he went.

Too bad we have to call him counter-culture, because 85% of my country still think there is an all-perfect omnipresent being in the heavens.
I've always thought that number was a little high. I think a lot of people just have a religion by default and it doesn't occur to them that leaving it is an option. How many of those people do you think are truly devout and how many do you think just pay lip service? I think a good chunk of that 85% are atheists and don't realize it yet or are just in the closet about it because they don't want to admit it to their families who may not take it well. If you ever sat down and read what is in the Bible and not just what you hear in sermon then you start to see it for the major league bullshit that it is.

Some of my favorite Bible quotes:

Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces. - Malachi 2:3

Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiffnecked. - Deuteronomy 10:16

But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? - 2 Kings 18:27

So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall. - 1 Samuel 25:22

For 15 verses, God gives long, tiresome, and disgusting instructions for the treatment of men who have a "running issue" out of their "flesh." Very enlightening. "And if he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean..." - Leviticus 15:1-15

God also has very specific rules for defecating. Carefully cover up all feces "for the Lord walketh in the midst of thy camp." (You wouldn't want the divine foot to step in your shit, would you?) - Deuteronomy 23:12-14

For more wacky Bible verses, check out this site:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/
That site is great at finding the bullshit in the Bible, Koran, and Book of Mormon.
 
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