Germans crack me up.

The first kid looks a bit like a retard, in the literal sense of the word...

Croyt is just pathetic.
 
Is that the video of the kid screaming and yelling and huffing and puffing at his PC for taking ages to load up Unreal Tournament?

Yeah, he's apparently German.

Let it be known that we have a crapload of wasted sperm in Germany.

And that's not only a statement about our porn industry.
 
The kid in the first video seems to be playing World of Warcraft, given some of the color reflection and I thought I distinctly heard "Warsong" in there somewhere.
 
The first clip is definitely from the same 5 min video which starts with that pube hasting over to his computer and cursing at the computer for taking too long to load Unreal Tournament.

And some of the stuff he's shouting in this part is "Du Hurensohn!", "Drecksack!", "Ich habe ihn umgebracht!" and "Du Hurensohn, ich werd' dich umbringen!", which are German, although a bit hard to understand because he seems to have a saliva-related articulation problem.
 
Ashmo said:
And some of the stuff he's shouting in this part is "Du Hurensohn!", "Drecksack!", "Ich habe ihn umgebracht!" and "Du Hurensohn, ich werd' dich umbringen!", which are German, although a bit hard to understand because he seems to have a saliva-related articulation problem.
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Ah, makes a bit more sense that way with the inflections. "Warsong" doesn't quite have the same cursing appeal as "bastard", though the kid made them sound similar.
 
Ashmo said:
Let it be known that we have a crapload of wasted sperm in Germany.
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I prefer to call persons like that a bad joke of evolution.

Also, it's surprising that his keyboard still works after he smashed it on the desk. High quality workmanship.
 
Member of Khans said:
Also, it's surprising that his keyboard still works after he smashed it on the desk. High quality workmanship.
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High quality workmanship, nah.

His puny game-player arms lack the strength to even damage a piece of plastic.

It's like the Croyt video, in which Croyt can be seen ineffectually slapping his screen in girly-like rage.

Not that impressive for an expert in head-shots.
 
He managed to lose his Escape key though.

And find it again.

Amazing that the keyboard didn't refuse to work after half the keys were facing random directions.
 
Kharn said:
High quality workmanship, nah.

His puny game-player arms lack the strength to even damage a piece of plastic.
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Dude, he is German, hence it has to be high class workmanship. Mind the cliché, dutchman, mid the cliché.
And if bad joke of evolution becomes a rank title, I'll claim it for myself.
 
Shadowbird said:
Germans? It's true that it's hard to understand much asides from his swearing, but anything I did understand ("get raped", "fucking die", etc.) somehow didn't seem very german to me.
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You line up a German and a non-German, with the German speaking normally and the other cursing loudly, and I swear, I won't be able to tell the difference.
 
hehe^^

Its so funny, their reactions to a game is amazing
^^ that german kid is gonna die of a heart attack or something :lol:

I wonder why they get so angry about a game, i mean you either loose or win so what is the big deal. its just for fun :roll: .
 
Ashmo said:
He's not angry, he's naturally retarded.
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^^ if he plays 5 time a week and he gets retarded every time he play...hmm... that means he has to change 5 keyboards a week :twisted:
^^ retarded ^^ :lol:
 
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