Goat arrested for armed robbery

For future reference, if you're going to post about an article, quote the part of it you are commenting on.

Two-liners do not make a good first post.
 
"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat."

I don't see how turning into a goat would help getting away. Why didn't the suspect turn into a hyena or something, unless he tried to be inconspicuous perhaps?

Would it be cannibalism if they ate the goat? Sheesh...
 
Silly coppers, goats don't have arms.

Reminds me of that story awhile back of the man who had to marry a neighbors goat or perhaps it was a sheep, after he was caught copulating with it. Shenanigans I say, shenanigans.
 
Dirk Magirk said:
Reminds me of that story awhile back of the man who had to marry a neighbors goat or perhaps it was a sheep, after he was caught copulating with it.
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Lmao! That's some awesome justice right there!
 
He went on: "We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."
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Yeah, good luck with that.
 
now, if the goat would've have been there... would they have looked for the next best nearby creature? and where would they draw the line anyway? what if he had turned into a tree or a rock, would they take it into custody too?
 
I wonder how pissed off the owner of the shape shifting goat is at police right now.

And why stop there...

It's like sir we have a reason to believe that your new TV is actually the criminal we were searching for, however we can't prove it scientifically and blaming it on voodoo. Regardless, we will be talking it into our custody.
 
Von Drunky said:
It's like sir we have a reason to believe that your new TV is actually the criminal we were searching for...
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Haha, sir we have reason to believe your right sock was involved in a break and enter. We're going to have to take your shoe in for questioning as well.
 
Have you ever seen guard goats?!

People have goats trained to sit on the porch and when someone approaches they stand up and act intimidating. They WILL ram you if you walk on the porch. It's way more intimidating than a dog.

More on topic... At first I didn't want to believe it until they said they were trying to scientifically prove that the goat was previously a person. I mean. There has to be a piss test for that or something.
 
hey, isn't Nigeria the country where they lynched those women for being witches? Bunch of men thought their penises will dry out and fall off, so they killed a bunch of "witches"...
 
If the idiot who turned into a goat was smart he would have morphed himself into a dinosaur or a bird. Fight or Flight! Duhhh.
 
CriticalCheck said:
If the idiot who turned into a goat was smart he would have morphed himself into a dinosaur or a bird. Fight or Flight! Duhhh.
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hey, at least he prepared himself for eating crappy food in jail...
 
I would like to point out that I am in my second playthrough of X-Com/Ufo Enemy Unknown and the first nation to sign a pact with the aliens was Nigeria.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
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