Hahahahahaha!

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hey, star wars was always lame, people are just realizing it now :D
 
We've already known Lucas was senile:

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Now his lunacy is showing more and more.

Star Whores Episode III: Attack of the Total Cash Merchandising Whores.

Seriously, Lucas needs a clue that people liked his work for the dark epic feel it had in the first three (for the main part) and to ditch the stupid Sesame Street shit in the nearest gutter. That's why most people who have read the book sequels and on usually like the books more than the movies. Hell, the comics Dark Empire and Dark Empire II were FAR better than that floor-clippings from Edward Wood Jr.'s production studios that Episode I was. The storylines in them were of an epic and foreboding scale that makes Episode I look *quite* pathetic. Plus it didn't open up plot holes like with Obi and Yoda's relationship in Pupil-Master (rp. Episode V, Obi's spirit talking to Luke on Hoth), unless they care to patch that up in Episode II.

Yoda was okay, the Ewoks were borderline, Jar Jar Binks was WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. WHAT NEW HORRORS WILL HE UNLEASH?! Or more appropriately, how much more horrific CAN it get?
 
Remember that the Empire and Jedi movies weren't directed by him, and when he wrote the scripts for the Trilogy, he was in the hospital with two collapsed lungs.
To sum up:
Immobilizing wound =lot's of free time = high quality writing.
High quality writing + low budget + crappy special effects + different directors = good.
 
RE: Starwars Episode 1: The Phantom Anus

Xotor, that's sick.
How'd you come across that, anyway?
 
Oh my God

"The Attack of The Clones"? I can't believe it. I was in fits of laughter (and disgust) when I read that Episode 1 was titled "The Phantom Menace", but this is ridiculous. According to Doyle's link, another possible title was "The Shadow Falls".
Much better I think.
I had hoped that the crappiness of Episode 1 would be healed over somewhat by Episode 2, but it doesn't look like it'll happen. *sigh*.

"I am become death. The destroyer of worlds."
 
At this rate:

Figure on Lucas competing with Edward Wood Jr. as all-time bad movie maker with Epichode III.
 
RE: At this rate:

hell, id like to be george lucas right now. he has his name everywhere. you cant go to a movie without seeing
"THX lucasfilm."
besides that when it comes time to make star wars, all he has to do is pull ideas out of his ass and let advertising make the rest of his movie. And with a title like 'attack of the clones' you know he has an endless supply of geeky star wars ideas just sitting in his ass waiting to be pulled.
 
RE: At this rate:

All those books out there-he's never read one.
All the games-at least his children play them.

Says he's to busy. What could take a full 20 years to do?
 
Now what is really sad...

>Yoda was okay, the Ewoks were
>borderline, Jar Jar Binks was
>WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH.
>WHAT NEW HORRORS WILL HE
>UNLEASH?! Or more appropriately,
>how much more horrific CAN
>it get?

Now what is really sad is that Jar Jar Binks, a computer-generated character, acted far better than that brat that played Anakin..

And now they're using Leonardo Decapprio (sp?) for Anakin right? Great... more good acting...

-Xotor-

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Awww Shit!

I'm going to go see it anyway with my son (he's 5). but now i'm screwed cause when my son likes it (like the first one), his favorite character is jar jar binks btw .He is going to want the merchandise like tha jar jar action figure we bought him.
Now i'm going to have to buy evil clone jar jar plus regular not clones jar jar and so on because for sure there is going to be a new character that is going to appeal to kids.
Thats how you make money coax the parents to buy trought the kids( it's the simpsons "canwehaveapooldad?canwehaveapooldad?can..." syndrome).
Side note on how parents can't say no to their kids especially when they are young. Two years ago when the telletubies craze was around i went to toys r us with my son (okay i was asking for it). I understood that day the idea behind those low shelves, they are right in front of littles kids eyes. So when he saw the telletubbie dolls right there he yelled TELLETUBIES grabed two and handed me the otther two at 45$ a pop. Now how can you break your kids hearth by saying no? I made him pick one and bought it. So there went the money for my LEGOs. :-)

"I'm Ugly and I AM CANADIAN!"

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RE: Starwars Episode 1: The Phantom Anus

but ugly john, your forgetting: 'kids are great, you can teach them to hate the things you hate. And besdies that, they practically raise themseleves!'
 
RE: Starwars Episode 1: The Phantom Anus

>Check out this Space Moose Starwars
>episode:

Wait a minute... I'm confused! What do they mean that "that nipple 'll put an eye out"? It's because he's really cold after getting out of the bathtub, right? And why is that Stormtrooper putting on that latex glove while C-3PO bends over?
 
RE: Starwars Episode 1: The Phantom Anus

>>Xotor, that's sick.
>>How'd you come across that, anyway?
>
>My friend showed me www.spacemoose.com.
>The comics are really hilarious
>if you get past the
>perversity of some of them...
>in fact, it is usually
>the perversity that makes it
>funny.
>
>-Xotor-
>

Yes, perversity usually is a comedic plus.
 
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