Has anyone been very bored at a meeting/assembly

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Look, Ma! Two Heads!
and ever wandered what it would be like to have a terrorist cell seize the room/building you are in? I have, just about everytime I've been to an assembly.
 
I always thought about having that happen while I was in school. So I could jump over some desks and save the hot chick with the hairy ass!

Mohrg :twisted:
 
I don't think about terrorists... i think about the hot (female) sales rep sitting next to me :P
 
Ugly John said:
I don't think about terrorists... i think about the hot (female) sales rep sitting next to me :P
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Assuming there is one.... most of the meetings / assemblies I get stuck in the semi-attractive members of the feminine persuasion are well hidden from my seating.

I settle with letting my mind wander and imagining the room turning various shades of red gold and green.... and then letting the goblin horde on stage to perform Reaverdance....
 
I tend to have sexual fantasies while in church, and I don't just mean "damn, that choir girl has a really nice pair of titties". The wierd thing about that is that church is pretty much the only place where I get these fantasies.

It also explains why I hate the part in Mass where I have to stand up... :D
 
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I'm looking forward for the "has anybody farted in public" thread.
 
Yeah, I always have day dreams about terrorists seizing the store, or kids with guns coming into school. I go all ninja on their asses and pwn them!
 
I find meetings and assemblies very fun to go to, as long as there are no terrorists planning to take it over that is. Why? Because, if it does get boring, the guy/girl can talk me to sleep. Speaking of, don't ask me why, but I like the accent on some Israelis. Listen to Sharon or some of his cabinet members, they have that certain accent that draws my attention. And if they ever bore me, their voices help me fall asleep.
 
Paladin Solo said:
I find meetings and assemblies very fun to go to, as long as there are no terrorists planning to take it over that is. Why? Because, if it does get boring, the guy/girl can talk me to sleep. Speaking of, don't ask me why, but I like the accent on some Israelis. Listen to Sharon or some of his cabinet members, they have that certain accent that draws my attention. And if they ever bore me, their voices help me fall asleep.
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Riight..... :roll:

Mohrg :twisted:
 
Mohrg6sic6 said:
I always thought about having that happen while I was in school. So I could jump over some desks and save the hot chick with the hairy ass!

Mohrg :twisted:
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*nods* I used to do that a lot.

Terrorist things.. not so often. I remember once when I was younger, I was in Houston going to church with my grandparents. I day-dreamed that everyone in the church turned into zombies. Don't do that much anymore though.
 
Ugly John said:
I don't think about terrorists... i think about the hot (female) sales rep sitting next to me :P
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You old dawg! :P

Meetings for me are reeeeeally boring, I'm more of a hands-on man 8)
 
Paladin Solo said:
I find meetings and assemblies very fun to go to, as long as there are no terrorists planning to take it over that is. Why? Because, if it does get boring, the guy/girl can talk me to sleep. Speaking of, don't ask me why, but I like the accent on some Israelis. Listen to Sharon or some of his cabinet members, they have that certain accent that draws my attention. And if they ever bore me, their voices help me fall asleep.
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:zzz:
 
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