Heaven: The Game

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Heaven: The Game

Were I a Christian, I would be offended. A saint that looks like a porn star, a portrayal of what Heaven would look like if it were run through Blingee.com, an utterly nonsensical trailer, and loads of spelling mistakes all over the website.

Looking at the developer's seizure-inducing website (you've been warned), they're a company whose mission is to "create interactive games that stimulate Christian spiritual growth." If the "saint" is any indication, this game may stimulate an unintended type of Christian growth.

Thoughts? Is this a joke?
 
stimulating growth alright! ;)
doesn't float my boat though, maybe it only works for christians. :(

never thought i'd see a "saint" with wiggling boobies while doing backflips...
 
I'm surprised there aren't more christian games. You can have a product that's absolute shit, but as long as you praise jesus a few times, and slap a crucifix on it; it's a guaranteed sell. Hell, take look at the myriad of christian rock bands (groups?). They're lazier than the rappers when it comes to writing lyrics (Grab a few lines from the old book and add a catchy beat); but they're rolling in it.
 
Wooz said:
The Catholic church doesn't condemn boners.
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If they did, there'd be a severe lack of Irishmen.

Phil said:
Hell, take look at the myriad of christian rock bands (groups?). They're lazier than the rappers when it comes to writing lyrics (Grab a few lines from the old book and add a catchy beat); but they're rolling in it.
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the whole midwest will emanate odours of stale choirboy cum. i so want to <strike>stick it in her pooper</strike> play this "game".
 
Ehehe, I love how they have "JESUS" in a combat game...

I bet he has some rad moves.
 
1. Why do I feel that it contains subliminal messages in all that blinking...?

2. And why am I suddenly reminded of the 72 wooden virgins in Heaven of Islam?

3. If the big J is in this game or even the big G, I wonder how many hackers will post mods that lets you .., off him?
 
That flashing was seriously intense enough to invoke seizures within a sensitive individual.

Dear Christ.
 
you got to love how they only flash jesus for a second, and from what i gather, he's a blonde dude.

What the fuck just happend?

Oh, so the plotline is that some space captain crash lands his ship into...heaven. Que?

Oh joy, Michael is a 60 foot tall 100 ton roman centurion who travels at the speed of light!

The saint looks awfully like a cross between Jenna jameson and silvia saint.

From the looks of it, I see a point and click adventure game
 
Leon said:
Looking at the developer's seizure-inducing website (you've been warned), they're a company whose mission is to "create interactive games that stimulate Christian spiritual growth." If the "saint" is any indication, this game may stimulate an unintended type of Christian growth.
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Incorrect. According the official website, their mission is to "create interactive games that stimualte Christian spiritual growth"

I don't know what stimualting is, but from the looks of it, it's related to sex
 
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