Here, have some bon bons

what? you mean a shop provides little electrical carts to let fat people ride around and shop with?

oh dear god...
 
SuAside said:
what? you mean a shop provides little electrical carts to let fat people ride around and shop with?

oh dear god...
Click to expand...

They're available with the intention of the elderly people being able to get around in them. Its a clever marketing ploy, cause it allows otherwise incapable shoppers of spending vast quantities of money on useless things.

However, the morbidly obese people feel the need to use them, thereby forcing the elderly to walk around and risk breaking a hip or something.
 
The original article about that woman left out two details. She literally couldn't get off the couch, and considering the constant food intake that lead to her current predicament, that couch also served as her toilet.

Also, she was only 4'10''.

There's a fat monster where I work at. She's a horny old goat with a receding hairline and an unbearable stench. I feel bad that we make jokes at her expense, but I feel reassured in knowing that I can get away with blowing a fart when I'm near her.
 
Sovz said:
Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.
Click to expand...

:eek:


Sovz, I discovered your secret.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=categories&op=newindex&catid=5

Oh and it was not 600 but 480. Anyway that's desgusting. Someone should put that picture of that girl with the long her and scared face. This story deserves that.


Ancient Oldie said:
There's a fat monster where I work at. She's a horny old goat with a receding hairline and an unbearable stench. I feel bad that we make jokes at her expense, but I feel reassured in knowing that I can get away with blowing a fart when I'm near her.
Click to expand...


You my friend must know that this lady has a moto.
Nemo me impune lacessit
Click to expand...
 
Might as well sell them. It's not like Romanian penii are seeing much action, apparently.
Click to expand...
STFU you mutated rodent! You are also dissing my dick with that statement. :twisted:
Anyway Se7en is a pretty good reference. What about the guy that was too lazy, the one that looked worse than a prisoner form a concentration camp?
Did they find out who was feeding our couch bound monster?
I always thought that Al Bundy's jokes about fat women were just too much :roll:
 
Dude, I was in Romania five days ago. I thought Polish cities looked bad, until I visited Baia Mare.

[/ontopic] BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!
 
I thought Polish cities looked bad, until I visited Baia Mare
Click to expand...
And you haven't seen the slums of Bucharest :roll: . I mean how bad could it be? :roll: It's not like the streets are full of holes and we have no flood sewer system :twisted: . You should see it when it rains, you could swear it's Venice 8) .
 
I've been in Buckarest once, I came out with half of my baggage.

that was a real sorry ass experience:

motels with black and white tv's

food you wont even give to your hamster :wink:

thieves everywhere you'll go

bahh... never never again.
 
Well, the worst city I've been to is Mexico City. Around 30 million people, of which at least one wouldn't have any moral issues about killing you and selling your body in pieces.

Yeah, I know about the Venice wannabe scenario, I lived in a city located in a Mexican valley for ten years.

Still, wouldn't expect such poverty in Europe. Reminded me of my good 'ole homeland, exploited Central America,
 
damned tv, even though there never seems to be anything to watch some people will sit on their couches for years glued to the tube, eating like its their last meal on earth!!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top