Holy Cola Wars

quietfanatic

Ancient One
I watch nearly every doco on Australian television (any network related to Rupert Murdoch doesn't count) and saw an interesting BBC production about the Cola Wars. Not between Pepsi and Coke, but with emerging brands of 'Islamic Cola'. The case study involved Pakistan but this trend might be more common than I think.

The anti-American feeling in the Islamic world has led to pressure groups such as religious political parties and community leaders trying to boycott the products of 'American Imperialists' and their false ideals. Effectively cashing straight into the resentment are some Pakistani businessmen based in the UK that have set up brands of Cola to oppose the multinational giant. The two examples in the doco were the brands of 'Mecca Cola' and 'Qibla Cola' which both use the red bottle and colour-scheme of the original, although one claims that this just happens have the same colours as the oppressed Palestinian's flag. Although small, they met with huge success as first with the Islamic community in Britain and seek to gain a large share of the market in Pakistan. Because Pakistan is a warm, predominantly Islamic state, alcohol is illegal and hence, the potential market for Cola is huge. The selling point is that they are good muslims who want to oppose the US and have good values and ideals. "They sell the American dream and we sell the Islamic dream" They really all sell the same sort of thing but the political impact of the Islamic Colas is helping them to thrive.

Of course Coca Cola is not at all happy with this oppurtunistic development and feels betrayed as Pakistan is a major producer which is well treated by the company. To combat the feisty little competition they are trying to crush them, as usual, with overwhelming advertising and emphasizing how good they have been for Pakistan (2% of national tax income comes from Coke). Nevertheless, they are losing customers slowly but surely purely for idealogical and religious reasons to the new competitors. Coke could take legal action over the copyrite violation but the resulting publicity would be the best thing for the 'honest vicitms of corporate bullying'.

In Australia our great biscuit company, Arnotts, was bought out by new American owners and an Australian businessman tried to compete in the same way. If you haven't had tim tams then your life is incomplete. The guy sold copies as T Ts, and everyone bought them as they were 100% Australian made and owned. Unfortunately his product was also 100% shite and so Arnotts still rules the supermarket. It is just a much better made and marketed product. Will this be the same fate of the Islamic Colas? Not necessarily, in Peru Inca Cola is popular and still profitable. I believe that if a product is good and people know of its existance, it should do well and therefore these Muslim minoes have a chance. What do you think? Will you buy Mecca Cola or Pepsi or Coke or Qibla or.......
 
we had a whole documentairy about this ages ago on belgian tv

it think that these people (willingly or not) are part off the american dream, they see a hole in the market and jump at it to make a quick buck. ok, some of them are serious and give most of the profits away to chareties. either way, it's just another brand of coke and who really cares about it anyway, it's all marketing in the end.

PS: cant be arsed about cola or pepsi, never drink it. water or beer is just fine for me

PPS: belgian beer r0x
 
Strangely, there's also TurkaCola. Funny as how a nation's soda pop reveals the primary influence on the culture (Turkey:Nationalism, America-Europe:Corporation, Mid-East:Religion)
 
Haha... you guys should read the comic "Transmetropolitan". They have really F'd up drinks and stuff in there... and crazy ads all over... EbolaCola.

Anyway, it might be possible for these colas to survive over time... its possible that Coca-Cola might start advertising more heavily elsewhere, and gain business back in other countries, then they can pull out of Pakistan. This doesn't look like a situation where Coca-Cola can buy out the company, seeing as they are "rebeling" against Coke.
 
Yay!

Instead of buying and drinking disgusting Capitalist-cola, we can now savour the delicious stench of "Islamofascist"-cola and experience Mahometan Thunderburps!
Just a step away from "The passion" action figures.
Same here. Water, beer, orange juice, cheap wine. Soft drinks? Gack.

And I wonder. Yes, I wonder, if Elvis will take the place of some prophet in a thousand years.

Religious wars. Barbaric laws. Bloodshed worldwide over what's left of his myth.
 
Speaking of Barbarians... last night the History channel had some great movies about Barbarians. I caught most of "The Goths" and some of "The Mongols" Good stuff!
 
"Be American. Buy American." Same shit. If people are so blind and stupid they let businessman X exploit their so-called "beliefs", all I'll say is - good job, X!
 
So let's get this straight - some greedy Islamese loser, most likely a distant Pakistanian relative of Delboy Trotter, makes another shitty soft drink and scores big due to gullible locals buying it as some kind of defiance against corporate America? Oh, please... This filthy capitalist world disgusts me and should be purged in a mass-scale revolution. May the streets run red with blood of fascist swines.

We must dissent.
 
SuAside said:
we had a whole documentairy about this ages ago on belgian tv

it think that these people (willingly or not) are part off the american dream, they see a hole in the market and jump at it to make a quick buck. ok, some of them are serious and give most of the profits away to chareties. either way, it's just another brand of coke and who really cares about it anyway, it's all marketing in the end.

PS: cant be arsed about cola or pepsi, never drink it. water or beer is just fine for me

PPS: belgian beer r0x

Agreed. In the end what will happen is Coke or Pepsi will buy out the local brands for a price the local's can't refuse. That or Coke and Pepsi will sell their products under different names. Same shit.
 
There is room for independent colas, like Inca-Cola, from Peru I believe. Tastes horrible, but it still exists large and independent of Coke or Pepsi.
 
welsh said:
Agreed. In the end what will happen is Coke or Pepsi will buy out the local brands for a price the local's can't refuse. That or Coke and Pepsi will sell their products under different names. Same shit.

They cannot sell their products under different names because their only real advantage is saturation advertising. If the new 'Smoka Cola' suddenly emerges with exactly the same deal as Coke then everyone will see the truth and the jig will be up. If they try to buy out one of these little fundamentalist companies, the other companies will savage it and the boycott would just spread to this as well, further inflaming the hatred of Coke. The fact that such a company can even be a threat to Coke will create a 'hydra' affect as other people try to get in on a good deal. Capitalism can cause vey strange things to happen, but hypocracy was never a problem if truth happened to stand in the way of profit.

No, the only thing that Coke can do is either attack the companies, losing their already scant credibility, abandon the Islamic market, or hope the little companies burn them selves out with bad financial management. Then again, they can try to covertly sabotage or buy out the companies, but if this were to backfire, the ensuing scandal could even have serious ramifications for western markets. Let's not forget that Pepsi is still on the offensive, so Coke can do little about this Islamic thorn in the side.
 
Kotario said:
There is room for independent colas, like Inca-Cola, from Peru I believe. Tastes horrible, but it still exists large and independent of Coke or Pepsi.

Coke and Pepsi suxs. Guarana is much better and healthy.


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These guys must be kidding. They even put "classic" on their bottles. :x
 
No they are not kidding at all. But they are full of crap.

claims that this just happens to have the same colours as the oppressed Palestinians' flag

Personally I don't drink Coke, Pepsi or any of that rubbish.
 
This remainds me at a very famous swiss slogan
"Schwizer frücht... ich weiss warum"
Which means "Swiss fruits... I know why" (spoken in finest swiss dialect, of course)

Of course they never say exactly why..
 
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