HOLY ROMANIANS IN SPACE BATMAN!

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John Uskglass

Venerable Relic of the Wastes
What if Romania conquered the universe under Chechescu?

I shit you now. I mean not. NOT.

Billed as a 3D space simulator, the game is set in an alternate reality where Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu conquers the US in 1988. Within a decade, he has taken over the rest of the world to become emperor of planet Earth.

Fast forward a hundred years, to when the Romanians are a bit bored of global domination and are seeking a new challenge. The new emperor, Traian Basescu, announces that they'll have conquered the galaxy within 30 years. Naturally, the Romanians manage this without too much hassle, fighting off any resistance put up by the alien races they encounter.

Still with us? Good. But alas! Now there is a new threat, and it comes from within! Which, as everyone knows, is much worse than those which come from without! Yes, it seems supporters of the former republic of Hungary have set up a new nation on a recently conquered planet. They have claimed independence from the Romanian empire, and want to be left alone to live in freedom.
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Attaching penii to heavy machinery galore in A WORLDDE GONNE MADDE!!!
 
It's some kind of English humour, I think.

I mean,come on. Everybody knows Galactic Empires speak American and fly stripe-spangled banners. :roll:

Sweet idea. Although they could have had a Polish uprising.

And keep yer hands off our penii!
 
"Romanians In Space"... Sounds like a Sci-Fi Porn movie.

"Great news for fans of games about Eastern European nations taking over the galaxy..." is hands down the best line I have ever read in a game review. :)
 
1988? Did Romania suddenly get a secret "god-mode" code? They could've picked a better/easier period, like the 70's. These guys obviously never heard of Ronald Reagan.

*not a boasting post*

The Overseer said:
Ugly. Would've been cooler with a "Romans in space" game.
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Dawn of War comes to mind.

P.S.

Soviet Union would've been better.
 
Its bad enough they thought of such an idea for a game...even funnier here with Sovz's "History of Romania" thread.

Just what I was thinking Wooz.

I pray someone gets this game and posts a review here.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
The only way Romanians could take over the Galaxy is if they hired Chuck Norris.
But seriously, what the hell? This sounds like the worst idea for a game ever. Besides, if I wanted to play a space sim where I fought a rebel faction I'd dig up my copy of Independence War.
 
Signeon said:
The only way Romanians could take over the Galaxy is if they hired Chuck Norris..
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Oh for crying out loud, stop with the eternal chuck norris already.
And besides; what's wrong with romanians? (besides the ones called "dictator")
 
When he does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.
That's the real reason for changing seasons.
He leads the world very simply, everyone knows that if they do anything bad, they get roundhouse kicked.
 
And besides; what's wrong with romanians? (besides the ones called "dictator")
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Nothing if you overlook the thieves, drug dealers, slave traders, corrupt politicians and old people who look back on the communist era with regret (as in they regret that it is over and think that we were better off then). :roll:

Back on topic: unless the game is some sort of parody with a lot of dark humor and sarcasm the plot is so lame. Except for the part with the Hungarians, death to the evil separatists! And I must remind any americans that would object to this that once upon a time there was a small brawl called the the Civil War. :wink:
 
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